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i hope the lebron sticks the dagger in the shitty celtics tonight. just a monstrous game of epic proportions.

gotta be SWAG son

solid boob grab kid.banning large sodas is ridiculous. either sack up and ban all soda or stfu.

the question is did boston blow their load in that one and now will be unable to put up a fight at home? i'd say they take game three, lose games 4 and 5.

was at panera and when we came out this lady from the local news was all like hey can we talk to you a minute. about what. they're banning pop in new york city. oh really. yeah can we interview you for the news tonight? nope.i don't want to be on the news and i certainly don't have anything to say about banning soda in new york city. or at least nothing that wouldn't come across as a joke. i should have done the bit from dr. strangelove and told her, on camera, that this was the first step in the purification of our precious bodily fluids. oh well.

CONSPIRACY!

dan gilbert sucks a bag of hairy dicks and certainly doesn't deserve to win the lottery. but i gotta say, i'd really like to see kyrie irving and anthony davis together for the next ten years.

playing the piano at world class level is just so awesome. you're at some fancy pants party and all the big wigs are talking about this and that and you sit down and dominate some chopin like adrien brody did in the pianist. i mean the expensive panties will start dropping.

i guess if we're going music i'd say i want to be able to play the piano like....a famous pianist. or maybe the guitar like that guy from that rock band.the violin is a pretty cool instrument. but people don't just have those lying around, at least not like a piano. and i need to use my new skill to impress people.

does ****ing like a pornstar work? cause i'll go back to that.

well i'd have to alter my appearance (by four or five inches) to **** like a pornstar, so looking like the GOS in CSL is okay by me.between those i take looking like the GOS cause sweet jesus he looked good in that one.

do you look like the gos or do you just have that success rate? cause looking like the gos would be unstoppable.

**** like a pornstar

there needs to be a rule in place to stop the hack-a-"player" strategy. this is terrible for basketball. just outlaw this now.

i can't agree with that. i think the celts would trade rondo for d will straight up in a heartbeat if they could.

i think its universal that CP3 is better than rondo. but when healthy i'd take D Rose and D Will over Rondo as well. Probably R Westbrook too.

this show is trending above the wire now. if it stays on this level it will end up number 1 all time.

the car is ruined. you need to just get another.

shut up mercury.

yeah thats him. he was pretty good. crowd was 95% black, so i fit right in. he did a funny bit about different kinds of crying among black women and white women and men and babies.

i would say 6 just to be safe.

and PER rankings are based on efficiency, not overall production. it is entirely possible that those players were more efficient during their limited minutes than rondo is in his extended minutes. its more useful when comparing similar players like CP3 and Westbrook and Rose and T Pain in the Lane to Rondo. they all play heavy minutes and are all more efficient than rondo. kyrie irving is coming on strong too man. rondo might not be top 6 anymore.

i refuse to believe you think he's better than chris paul. there isn't anything rondo can do that cp3 can't. and cp3 does it better and more efficiently. just stop right now.

you should be super proud for quitting soda. i've tried before but i've been unable to do it. more than a day without and i'm craving it like a crack fiend.