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Essay21

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  1. yeah but all the guys say she has that STINGRAY coochie.
  2. i've considered going someplace better for a haircut. the morons at great clips or sports clips or wherever clips have been butchering me for far too long. maybe next time i'll search a place out. dammit i'm going to be an un-eployed lawyer soon, i need to look good.
  3. my god mercury is a douchebag.watched the change up. you know the jason bateman, ryan reynolds body switch movie. it was okay i guess. i laughed a few times and there were some boobs and a lot of cursing, which is always good.
  4. way to ruin it vb. no way i can crank down to that now.
  5. dajuan blair break away dunk attempt had to be one of the funnier things i've ever seen. he literally has a 3 inch vertical.
  6. in my mind its like i want you touch me here. and then i want you touch me there. and keep touching me. and touching me. and touching me. and then i finish.
  7. i remember when this place used to be a substitute for not having a life. the good old days when i could distract myself from myself. ahhh well.
  8. we gotta beg to get a recap? how'd it go with your pants in the big city?
  9. quiet down with that cult talk.
  10. i just don't get the breaking bad love. i mean its a good show, better than 97% of everything else, but it isn't on the wire's level or mad men's level. or even deadwood or sopranos.
  11. Probably what bothers me most is when I leave my apartment to go get the mail, but I don't shut the door completely, and in walks a homeless man. And when you get back to your place, you find him all curled up in your bed, just lying there as peaceful as can be, and so you curl up with him, listening to his heart beat, gazing up his peaceful face not worried about a thing. Dream away my homeless friend, and when you wake up you're in for the most tender hug your rugged body can handle. But then he wakes up and he acts like you're doing something wrong, and so he squirms, and even as you sing l
  12. those are some nice ass shoes. i hear that cole haans are super comfortable.
  13. i'm not sure whats going on either.i am really bored. but i took DN in this stupid fantasy thing so i am semi-interested in this years swop results.
  14. IF YOU DONT GET IT THEN YOU DONT GOT IT.edit: and you never will! ya loser!
  15. what the hell people?can't do anything tonight even if i wanted too because we have bar prep from 9-5 tomorrow. real property lectures morning and afternoon. kill me now somebody please.
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