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ShakeZuma

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  1. just almost got arrested for having sex with a half columbian 22 year old that looks like marisa tomei in a public park. luckily I blew a .06 since, well, it was a lot of sex.
  2. it's always nice to get a new friend
  3. but anyways, more importantly, daenerys really just needs to sit on my face. for a good long while. she could do whatever she wants while there too I don't care, I'm up for it.
  4. you were right too I believe. I'm pretty sure everybody was right except for SA. specifically it was the part where he gave his opinion.
  5. I know I'm a couple months late on this but I just finished season 4 tonight so I couldn't catch up until now: SA you are a flaming idiot retarded dipshit. you were wrong, ron, sklansky and, jesus fucking christ, tanner were correct. ron I'm with you now, do you know how to hide people on this new forum? edit: oh, this show is the tits. waiting a year and a half for more of it is, however, not the tits.
  6. so strat, you like stocks right. put all your money in this flip hole thing. don't ask questions, just take my word for it.
  7. I don't know what your hands are made out of but mine don't feel much like a vagina at all
  8. just ordered the white one myself. first time I've opted for overnight delivery from amazon. I'm off till thursday. I'm not waiting for two day shipping with that kind of free time.
  9. why are old people so god damn stupid?
  10. so I've never heard of this Ting thing. does anybody have any actual experience with it? specifically the coverage? this topic is actually quite pertinent to me because my parents are both using phones from 2002 that barely work any more but they are on some old plan with sprint that costs next to nothing so they're scared to upgrade phones. they don't know what texting is and would be frightened if they saw the internet on their phones, so talking is all they would need. recommendations? stick with sprint and get a new plan or try ting or something else?
  11. glad you're old ron. totally thought that was a futurama reference.
  12. this post intentionally left blank edit: what's funny is that even though I screwed up the original joke that was supposed to be here, hank and brv still liked it because it was written using my macbook pro.
  13. well I recognized it as a godfather quote, but then googled it and realized that it was a pretty common godfather misquote. crazy huh! at least that's what I thought he was doing with it.
  14. enjoying life is for suckers you forgot the #swag I got, and enjoyed this
  15. I drink sweet tea but it's cocaine instead of sugar
  16. yeah that was another thing, not really. there is the whole koch thing, which I haven't done a lot of research into as far as their other companies, but the job itself is moving away from my "career path" that I've been on for the past few years and I think it would make it much more difficult for me to break back into it if I wanted to leave in 3 years. there's the possibility it could help with 1 very specific position at 2 companies in the area, but with the "job hopping," staying in my current position (and hopefully advancing somewhat) would be just as good probably. and it would defin
  17. so I got an offer on the job I interviewed for last week. and as pissed off as I was at my current company earlier in the week (and still am, really), I'm don't think I want to accept it. it's not for as much as I thought it would be for, first off. still about 12k more a year than I'm making now, maybe around 15/20 with overtime, but when I do a side to side comparison, I don't know if what I'm giving up (both at my current company, and other possible opportunities that would be better) is less than the bump in pay. here's the thing, right now I work inside, m-f, mostly 8-4:30 (and
  18. don't worry napa, I'm judging you
  19. I should also mention that in a casual conversation with my bosses boss this afternoon she mentioned something about a asking me if I wanted a sr level position that will be opening up. supposed to talk about it tomorrow. didn't expect that. still don't expect much, but good news I guess. things are starting to come up sh... no, no they're probably not.
  20. our first level team leaders are in cubes but pretty much anybody above them are in offices. I am, of course, in the smallest cube possible. so not to pull a strat but let's change the subject back to me: that job I interviewed for today, I don't really think I would like it all things considered, and really I seriously doubt they'd offer it to me, but figuring with the overtime they said I'd regularly work and at $30 an hour which would be the minimum I'd accept, that shit would be over 90 grand a year. that ain't a bad amount of scratch. it'd be a tough one to turn down I know that.
  21. well that sounds like awful advice hank
  22. it must be weird to work for a company that gives raises big enough to actually notice the difference. glad I don't have that problem. figuring out what to do with the extra money? who has that kind of time?
  23. oh my I hope you didn't chip a nail that does sound fun though
  24. those are ok but I usually go with the "WHATEVER YOU'RE AN UGLY BITCH ANYWAYS FUCK YOU"
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