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Is ironic the right word for someone as ****ed up mentally as you laughing at someone with a mental health issue? I assume the humorous part may be the name of the disease itself, but something serious involving Marshall occurred involving mental health. See: green cleats in October.

Does that mean strat just busted one before all that posting. Shit got personal. Edit: So it does.

Make it just blurry enough so she has to say "what is this odd picture he sent me? Is that a mountain range or a OH SHIT".

I calls em like I read em.

Does that mean he doesn't get the cannibutter tonight?

And airplane food. Am I right?

I'm still going baseball and signing with the Yankees so I don't care if I screw over their fan base. That can call me ARod 2.0.

Baseball player starting in November. Get noticed, play in the majors, sign a huge guaranteed contract. Do all the stuff cha cha said to help get noticed.

Napa, don't have a ****ing talk with BC. You don't need the BS she is going to feed you. Tell her to have a good life and move on. I can see it will be hard but at least grow a pair for this one and take the upper hand in this ""breakup"". Yes, I used two sets of exclamation marks because of how far this is from a true relationship. In less interesting news, went to the Wisconsin dells. The kids played in the water, I drank a lot of beer.

Less often for travel, but have to go to china in October. I've been told I look like Michael rappaport (sp). Pretty sure that isn't a compliment.

Plenty of hiking around Vegas within a 20-30 min drive if her counterparts are up for it. I love me some vlookup...

A lot of girls like to hang out st the pools all day, but beyond that I assume they are hittin clubs and getting laid at night. Not your girl though...

Time travel, porn, hangovers, TG. Did I miss any hypo's?

Girls that don't gamble and go to Vegas are there for the clubs. I would assume she like to party once in a while, or at worst puts up with tons of drunks while sober. Work is sucking, but when your raise equals Shake's salary it's hard to expect less.

Tommy's back!!! If you tell the story of your ex crawling back you have my vote for #1 next week. * * my vote means nothing.

Landscape?

Queue everyone asking why you are physically in a bank... I got the job...

I thought we ran through the thread salary power rankings back when we had a real practicing lawyer. I assume Chache makes 6 figures because he never seems to work...

On the bright side, in a pinch, they like it when you have their spare keys.

Just did some googling. The reason it was ok was that Shea was behind the ball when Donovan touched it.

Was this after she became the ex? If so, that's when you go top shelf on her...

Hold the phone...

Currently drinking Sierra Nevada Hoptimum.

If Donovan touched the ball, doesn't that require Shea to once again be behind 2 players? I feel my already garbage stock plummeting in the rankings...

This will make a great sitcom once we find out they work together. Oh Tommy!!! ::quirkysitcomsoundeffect::