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About johnnycarwash

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  1. for anyone interested, john juanda's currently playing at the "jeffreys" 30-60 limit table over at full tilt poker.open seats, best of luck... too bad danny's not around... i'd love to see the two of them go at it online. :-) johnny carwash.
  2. okay. i think i've got a handle on it now.sorry those swear words got through the censor thing.i'll be good now.i think i'm talking to myself though.
  3. So I can say queer, but I can't say ****.Okay.I wonder if I can say **********?asswipe?****face?what happens when i do this...g a y ?s h i t ?
  4. i think i just figured out what is going on here.haha.i'm an idiot.now that's funny.
  5. you killed my story and called me gay? what's up with that?is this allowed?do you moderators regularly change the forum posts to make fun of your participants?if you want to take a shot at me, do it in a fair and open way. don't put words into my post that makes it *look* like i said them...it was a harmless TRUE story that in no way gay bashes.with your changes, now it does...plus you made it unfunny. and unfunny sucks.i ask kindly...please fix it back to my original post or take it down. :wink: my ORIGINAL POST:so i'm in a malibu post office buying stamps. as soon as the guy serving me gree
  6. The only problem is that if we weren't stupid enough, we get much more stupid by reading his posts.Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
  7. so i'm in a malibu post office buying stamps.as soon as the guy serving me greets me, i get the impression he's gay...NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT!anyway, i tell him i need some regular lettermail stamps and he gets out these things with two swans making a heart shape with their intertwined necks...i tell him it's for some business-related mail and does he have anything more professional-looking?...he gets out some other stamps that look more professional but informs me that they're the old kind... the kind you have to lick... (the swans were the new peel-and-stick)so i deliberate i
  8. I just got Daniel's cell phone number from Paris' address book... anyone want the number? :wink:
  9. The players offered an unprecedented 24% salary rollback. Basically saying to the owners: "We know there is a problem. Salaries got ahead of revenues. You guys made the mistake in offering us these big contracts. Nevertheless, we'll help you fix it. Here's 24% back on every contract. Hell, we'll even agree to some type of luxury tax to dissuade teams from overspending in the future. The only thing we won't do is give up the free market system. We love this game. We want it to work. We want you to make money. We've done our part in fixing the problem you created, now it's up to you to run your
  10. No offense, but those polls are stupid and pointless. Of course 70% of the country doesn't care about hockey...BECAUSE 70% OF THE COUNTRY DOESN'T FREEZE!!! We up north care a great deal. Ask people in Minnesota, upstate New York, Colorado, New England, Wisconsin, etc. if they care about hockey and more than 70% will say yes. That's part of the problem. There are more teams in Florida than in New England. Actually, there are six NHL teams in the whole of Canada, and Florida and California have 5 between them.Maybe the NHL's biggest problem is global warming?Perhaps the league's prospects
  11. I think if Daniel wins this one he should buy Mushu a diamond studded collar.j. Carwash. :wink:
  12. Posted: January 26 2005 at 8:59pm | IP Logged -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And we are at 6. Tracey Scala moves in for the last of his chips. Danny calls in the big blind with two 7's. Tracey has QJo. The flop is T96. The turn is a 5 and the river a 10. Tracey takes home $192,161 for 7th.More on the final 6 later. My battery is about to die!Much thanks to everyone here for all their help today. Everyone is great.
  13. Posted: January 26 2005 at 8:31pm | IP Logged --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Mike Liras is eliminated in 9th position. He moves all-in from the small blind for about 300,000. Daniel says he would never call if it wasn't for the fact he was playing in a "super-satellite." He calls with 55 and Mike shows A9c. The flop is king high. The 5 on the turn seals the deal. Mike takes home $96,080.8 handed now. We have 2 more to eliminate before we break for the day.
  14. At a final table, when the girls bring out the bundles of cash, does the winner get to keep those exact Benjamins? Or do they just cut him/her a cheque after the flashbulbs are finished?
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