DJ Vu

I quit!

No, it was me. You're such a narcissist.

2006. I'm not going to keep looking, I'm retired. Except for this, which was fun:

I typed out like five different responses. Still can't quite figure out what exactly I want to say. Anyway... I don't know why you're certain it would destroy their relationship. How much do you know about it? And why would it if you honestly have no "boyfriend mentality" towards her? This right here: "I honestly was feeling down about this other girl and was looking for a way to hit the reset button, be offline for a while, and see an awesome town on the relative cheap." Plus this: "I don't wanna date mojo. I like talking to her because she basically knows me be

So then why would it matter if she has a boyfriend or not?

I've always thought she was funny. Yes, she could be bitchy sometimes, but we're assholes most of the time, so I don't see the problem with that. Maybe she just thought strat was feeling down, they're still on good terms, she thought if he came out there that they could have fun together. The fact that she told him she got back together with her boyfriend and that sex wasn't on the table should be a good thing so that there are no misunderstandings. If she was oblivious to his feelings, she probably wouldn't think to even mention it.

Maybe you should go pick up some more, just in case. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2XeVs4wqdE&feature=related skip to 40 second mark

Yeah, couple nights on the couch at first.

Damn, I wonder if you were going to say either Shake or Essay...

I don't think he should kill himself yet. Edit: I shouldn't have put yet there. That was mean.

It's going to be fun when she shows up with juice boxes.

Level with me.

The girl that friend-zoned you? You should move to Orlando anyway. Ron will show you the ropes.

I didn't think that, but I'm definitely thinking about that now. I also want to live in your world where "hijinx ensue" comes after the girl on girl kissing and mutual boob play. I'm pretty sure that is the hijinx where I come from.

You complaining or happy? I'm not sure. Hey, want to drink some liquor off a woman's boobs? Of course you do. Here you go. Oh...well, that's not really what I...HERE YOU GO.

speedz

I can't imagine why you would care if someone was keeping you up. Glad you're not dead.

If kids are only kids on weekends then they're basically adults.

Hey, did we ever ask why you were going to Atlanta or were we all just too honed in on why you can't figure out podcasts? Anyway, why are you in Atlanta?

Aw man, the car chase guy just gave up. Lame.

Break 'em all up! Then you just take your pick. Easy game.

Think that was one too many "to get her's."

POLICE CHASE! Edit: Live! Hurry!