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    I Called In Sick Today

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    You live in San Diego and you're complaining about mosquitos? That's our state bird!
    I had a bite on top of my left foot last week, now there's one on top of my right foot. I think someone is out to get me.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    I don't know, heteros?Losers.I'm playing 1/2 limit on UB, the play is horrendous. It's redonkulous.People capping with A3off, then hitting 2 pair, it's funny when it doesn't happen to you.My new favorite response to a horrible play/suckout: ohIt works fairly well to convey your feelings

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Damn, GL Chris (I'm assuming your brother but I'm not sure)
    ditto.
    I just watched the last hour of Major League...Two. Whats wrong with me? Didn' they hire a technical advisor on that one? And was Wesley Snipes that busy? And were the writers drunk? Yet I watched the whole thing.Now I'm watching Skinemax.Off to bed, I suck at poker. Which is odd, because I think I know what I'm doing and not to often in NLHE do I put my money in bad. I just overplay my bluffs, and bluff/steal too often. That is why I do better live. I don't try that garbage too much. I love you all, especially you, and you.
    I'm pretty sure that was Major League 3.I turned it on for 30 seconds and couldn't take any more.Think of me as you jerk it to Sex Games Cancun.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    When I do it, it says dynamic tags are not allowed? Is there something I have to remove from the tagline?
    I have no idea what that means.In a half hour I will be training the person who will be replacing me. I'd rather sit here and do nothing. Bummer.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Dear Randy,

    OK, step by step instructions on how to post a picture saved on your computer.1. Go to imageshack.us2. Hit browse3. Find the picture4. Click Host it!5. Copy the direct link to image6. Hit reply to topic in the thread7. Click on the tree above the text box8. Paste the link there.9. Enjoy Randy's sexiness.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    GRRrr, I had my best stuff in weeks and I can't get the site to let me upload the attachment. It's from My Pictures and everytime I click add, it doesn't do anything??? Any suggestions on how to copy a picture any other way, or is there a trick i've forgotten?
    Send it to Ron, he'll do it for you.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    The worst part about writing thank you notes is coming up with some BS to add in.You have the standard: Thank you for _______ But then you have to add in some filler like: How is Uncle Leo doing? Did his eyebrows grow back yet?I hate the filler, I'm not much of a BS artist.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Yesterday I was told that everyone I work with would be at a trade show in Long Beach today, except for me and the accountant. So this morning, I sleep in a little, take my time, bring my laptop in so I can play poker all day, pretty good morning.Turns out no one actually went to the trade show, everyone is here. I also have to train my replacement starting this afternoon. B'oh.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Lunch update: Subway Club with lett...oh, shit..sorry Zim. Didn't mean to step on your toes.
    Speaking of lunch updates, Zim inspired me to try the KFC snacker today.It's really small and I'm not very impressed. I expect a full refund from you Zim. You can just transfer me .99 on Party. Actually, I got 2. Make that transfer 1.98.Thanks.

    Pitbull Attacks Dog

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    I agree with all of that except the "fuck you".You talk to my bitch like that again and we'll have a serious problem here.
    YA!Seriously though, I used to think the same thing until one of my best friends got a pitbull, well actually 2 pitbulls, a female and a male. He raised them really well, they were awesome dogs. Then when the male turned 2 he started getting really aggresive. One day we were throwing a ball for it in the park, and it was getting really excited. Somehow he ended up attacking my friend, the dogs owner, and knocking him to the ground. We finally got the dog off of him, but it had bit his cheek and hand. He figured the dog just got riled up, and was just so excited it was just playing with him, just playing rough. He wasn't hurt bad or anything, but it was pretty crazy, I was scared of the dog after that, and I'm a huge dog person.About a month later, his dog attacked him again. This time, my friend fought the dog off with his hands, but during the attack his dog completely mangled his hand, fucked up the tendons, broke some bones, etc. It was a shitty situation, but he had to put the dog down, it was out of controll. Since then, I'm not so fond of pitbulls.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    LOL, check out this comedy gold:I wrote this as a joke response to DN comparing the WPT lawsuit to him suing CBS for Survivor:

    Daniel, I don't think you should try to sue CBS. It's just not a good idea; you will most likely lose the lawsuit. It is their show and their contract, therefore your lawsuit will prove to be ineffective.Good luck in the ME though.ps. I'm a lawyer, that's how I know so much about these legal proceedings.
    Then I made fun of sophos in his nerdherd thread, so he started this thread:http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...showtopic=69339goodtimes.
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