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I had a bite on top of my left foot last week, now there's one on top of my right foot. I think someone is out to get me.

It honestly hurts me to read this line. Every time I read it I wince.

Things I hate:1. Work.2. The mosquito bite on top of my foot.3. Doing laundry.

Hey Zim, which to you prefer, SH or full ring LHE?

Interesting, I've never seen a stuffed animal do that before.

I don't know, heteros?Losers.I'm playing 1/2 limit on UB, the play is horrendous. It's redonkulous.People capping with A3off, then hitting 2 pair, it's funny when it doesn't happen to you.My new favorite response to a horrible play/suckout: ohIt works fairly well to convey your feelings

You should think of Ron thinking of me, obviously.

ditto. I'm pretty sure that was Major League 3.I turned it on for 30 seconds and couldn't take any more.Think of me as you jerk it to Sex Games Cancun.

I have no idea what that means.In a half hour I will be training the person who will be replacing me. I'd rather sit here and do nothing. Bummer.

Dear Randy,

Send it to Ron, he'll do it for you.

Near the bottom of the card add:...but it's the thought that counts.

The worst part about writing thank you notes is coming up with some BS to add in.You have the standard: Thank you for _______ But then you have to add in some filler like: How is Uncle Leo doing? Did his eyebrows grow back yet?I hate the filler, I'm not much of a BS artist.

I'd like to nutbar some stud, unfortunately I'm stuck at work, and there are no studs around.

Yesterday I was told that everyone I work with would be at a trade show in Long Beach today, except for me and the accountant. So this morning, I sleep in a little, take my time, bring my laptop in so I can play poker all day, pretty good morning.Turns out no one actually went to the trade show, everyone is here. I also have to train my replacement starting this afternoon. B'oh.

Factual 911 Conspiracy Info for Wingmaster

Seriously Bizzle, you better not post pictures of yourself in a speedo.DON'T DO IT!:crossing my fingers face:

Don't listen to them, they're just jelous of your vast play money fortune.

Speaking of lunch updates, Zim inspired me to try the KFC snacker today.It's really small and I'm not very impressed. I expect a full refund from you Zim. You can just transfer me .99 on Party. Actually, I got 2. Make that transfer 1.98.Thanks.

Nah, I'm also much too lazy to listen to it. Or maybe I just don't care.

YA!Seriously though, I used to think the same thing until one of my best friends got a pitbull, well actually 2 pitbulls, a female and a male. He raised them really well, they were awesome dogs. Then when the male turned 2 he started getting really aggresive. One day we were throwing a ball for it in the park, and it was getting really excited. Somehow he ended up attacking my friend, the dogs owner, and knocking him to the ground. We finally got the dog off of him, but it had bit his cheek and hand. He figured the dog just got riled up, and was just so excited it was just playing with hi

Love it.

LOL, check out this comedy gold:I wrote this as a joke response to DN comparing the WPT lawsuit to him suing CBS for Survivor: Then I made fun of sophos in his nerdherd thread, so he started this thread:http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...showtopic=69339goodtimes.

It's true, he shouldn't sue them, he would most likely lose the case.

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