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    I Called In Sick Today

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    I did know that.And yes, white russians were good before lebowski. although the wr/bowling combo is attributed to the movie.i love my cat way too much. seriously. way toom uch.
    The key is a lot of ice. The wr needs to be cold.My dog is scared of cats, true story. SHe rules.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    watch a lot of lebowski lately?who hasnt?
    It's not just Lebowski, it's a perfect drink. If you make it right, it's like a chocolate milkshake. A delicious, very alcoholic, chocolate milkshake.
    soulmate. same happens to this guy.ever had a black russian? thats what my grandfather drinks at 91. it'll put some hair on your grundle for sure.
    I have, not as good. And I wax my grundle every other week. Like you didn't know that.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Trade you for a bowl's worth of marihoochie. I love caucasians. I wish I had one right now. This pinot just isn't cutting the mustard.
    I have been buying vodka, kahlua, and half and half like you wouldn't belive. me an my friends have just been sucking down the white russians lately.even though we always use way more vodka then kahlua, we always run out of kelhua fisrt? whaaa?
    Yes I should use the search function, but I didnt see it around so...http://a368.l2047451863.c20474.g.lm.akamai...reflector:51863NM I found it in that huge thread.Lock it up.
    Try this one Peter.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    I just smoked a joint and poured myself another white russian, waiting to watc h therest of the me, life=good.

    We're all thinking it...I'll just come out and say it.Yes, I wear Kermit the Frog boxer shorts. Gotta problem with that?
    My boxers have weiner dogs all over them. I rule.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    So are you done for good with the old job...and when do you start the new one? I feel like I haven't seen enough of you around here lately. I didn't know your husband plays poker with you.
    I was training my replacement for the past week, so I couldn't really post at all. My last day was wednesday, I start my new job on monday. The guy I was training's last name was Zimmer. When he told me that, I got a half chub, then took him to Subway.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    I went to my buddy's house to get the PPV but he couldnt get it. It showed he bought it, blah blah, called time warner for 2 hours and nothing. Fuckin gey:so if you wanna give me updates I dont mind face:
    Check General, there is a link to a free live feed.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Zim and I play our conference semi-finals match this weekend, and the 5150s play in the hearts conference - odds are looking pretty good that a Sick Thread team might be able to take the whole thing down. translation: Damnit, I wish Bizzle was still on my team.
    Maybe you could get Rhinestone.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    I am currently talking to myself, but I don't care, I'm drunk and ahppy.

    Ron, I share your sentiments exactly. I'm def not the type that gets all goo goo eyed over celebrities, but SJ is sooo smoking hot it's hard not to just stare.Once I was at a Seafood festival in downtown Cincinnati on the riverfront and went to get a beer at a crowded beer booth. This huge guy behind me keeps kinda pushing to close from behind and bullying his way through. He finally reaches over me with a $20 and says to get him 2 beers. (No kidding on this, lol) I finally ask him who the hell he thinks he is and he says, "You don't recognize me? I play for the Bengals"I instantly recognized him as Matt O'Dwyer (former Jet) and Bengals offensive guard.So i said, "Oh yeah, I know you!" Then proceeded to make a fist with one hand, grab the wrist of that hand and say, "Holding, number 85"He punched me in the back, but everyone in the lines were rolling so it was worth it.
    Seriously Randy, you are my fucking hero.
    Sunday night I popped my collar for the evening. It's a long story that involves baseball, 7-11 doubles, and two of my friends getting laid in the same hotel room. Un fortunately, I don't feel like writing a 1,000 word essay this morning.All of a sudden I really want to rent Heartbreakers tonight.
    Dog you are such a fag.I love you.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Jebus lord, I'm having an excellent day and it's only getting better.10 User(s) are reading this topic (8 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)2 Members: tyfgine, Ron_MexicoTomorrow is my last day at my **** job, and I have the rest of the week off.Weeeeeee. Life is good. Got laid on saturday/sunday, no more crap job, been surfing everyday, and I just ate some awesome chicken fajitas.[/brag post] I'm gunna catch up, by the time I get back you better be naked Ron.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Live NL advise request.
    Just play solid at first to build a stack. Most people will have no clue how to play, so don't try anything fancy, just get value out of good hands. If you fold for an hour straight, then come in with a huge raise, no one will probably even notice, and you'll probably still get plenty of callers.
    How do you like my new Cobra Kai Avatar?
    I fucking love it, that's how.
    Where is everyone? It's too quiet in here.
    Yes, yes it is.
    Drunk all weekend. No sleep. Feel like shit. Someone make me laugh.
    Ditto.
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