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    I Called In Sick Today

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    Bad news(for me) I won't be able to post during the day anymore. At my new job, there are about 7 people that can see my computer screen at all times, including my boss. Good thing I'm such a loser I will most likely catch up at night.

    I need a good fantasy team name. Funny but appropriate for business.
    Grundle Patrol.
    to echo what therinn said, but slightly differently, the key to freshman social life is to be as outgoing as possible the first month or two that you're there. if you are typically a hermit, fight it. be friendly with EVERYONE. after the first two months, people start to form their little cliques, and it becomes harder and harder to penetrate groups of young, hot, naive girls. plant a lot of seeds. then watch the garden grow.
    Seriously. Seriously. Become friends with everyone you meet.
    HabsfanTherrinRocketPokerDev~tyfgineRhinestineCowboyPlease check your goddamn respective email in-boxes and sign up so we can get startedFuck Thank YouPlus we have precisely 1 spot left in the league. 1st Pm gets it.
    PM sent.
    gravity bong discussion.
    Been there, done that. Goodtimes.
    Dear Zimmer,You are a smart, funny, athletic kid. You appear to have no vices that need curing (at least not immediately). Thus, this will probably be the only intervention you have in your entire life.When you go to college, your enjoyment of the experience will be increased greatly if you don't play poker at all during the first few months of school (at least until it becomes too cold outside to do anything fun). Your enjoyment of the experience will be greatly increased if you spend the first 2-3 months meeting people (and I say this as someone who sucks at meeting people). You are going to a massive school with a crapload of people-insert yourself into as many situations and groups as soon as possible. Coming home from class at 3 PM and playing poker until 9 at night when you go out is going to result in your college experience being more individualistic and impersonal. While it might be -ev to take some time off, it will be incredibly +life ev. You can always make more money, and poker will always be there for you.Love, your jealous and proud sick thread brothers,Bizzle, mk, and therrinn
    Truth Quote. Meet people, meet everyone, make friends. Go to parties. Get wasted. Do stupid things. Ocassionally study for school.I feel old.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    I need Emails of everyone who wants to playAuto draft based on how you rank your players
    tyfgine@gmail.comRon, can you forward me some awesome jokes.Lolli. Boobie pics. Stat.
    Doing an actual draft is way too difficult. I wish I could set it up with a password but it doesnt look that way. I sent Ajs510 and D&G emails. Anyone else want in? Just pm me the email address por favorI can setup for a live draft for Aug 25th what time is good for everybody
    night time. or maybe on a sunday.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Time for another college lesson from speedz (and it's safe to say tyf will agree).I'm not sure if this is your plan...but it's a bad idea to buy a sweet huge TV to bring to school your freshman year. I'm so deathly afraid that within a month you'll be known as the rich guy with the awesome stuff that doesn't mind buying the beers for the evening. It's just not a place where you want to be.You probably already know that, but I'm saying it anyways. I refuse to even allow for the chance of you becoming that guy. It only leads to bad bad things.
    Not only that, but in my experience, everything you own in college will get ruined. Beer will be spilled on it, someone will puke on it, or someone will knock it over. Things happen when you're getting wasted and having the time of your life.Wait until you have your own place to get a nice TV.
    That is really really good looking. And I mean that in the good way.
    It's funny cause it's true.I start my new job tomorrow, I'm a little nervous.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Since I have nothing better to do, I railed Timetopay in his tourney.tyfgine (Observer): Hey Timetopay, remember when we made sweet sweet man love.tyfgine (Observer): I miss you.Timetopay: ty go rail a champion like zimmer loltyfgine (Observer): I'd rather rail you, baby.tyfgine (Observer): You're so dirty, that's why I love getting gay with you.Timetopay: observer chat off gg

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Which one's which?
    Well, obviously the good kind is the type who will descretely make sweet sweet love to you without notifying your friends or relatives.The bad kind is the type who spend hours of their life railing you in online poker tournament for the sole reason of being asshole. Most like due to extreme jelousy.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    I only find that funny because of all the people who you don't want knowing your last name, I might be on top of the list.$$ sent...so are we playing on stars or party? ben, you got cash on party and want to play?
    I don't have any cash on PP, this plo game I'm in is brutal.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Well, it's painfully clear that they're worried about the Brokeback Mountain/sexual innuendo there.Might as well send them an edited version so that there's no gay undertones....10199.jpg
    hmmm. That does look good. Maybe we should just go buy some pink bikinis.
    is that actually a shot of them or just a random picture you found on the net?
    That's really them. The picture was taken before a formal dinner we were attending.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Why the crap isn't either of them wearing a denim vest?
    Don't worry, I was wearing it, but I took the picture. The magazine just emailed us back, they are worried about using that picture because their advertisers might not know awesome when they see it.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    My friends band, Wilderness Survival, was nominated for another award for this years San Diego Music Awards. Since he won the best new artist last year, and is up for another award this year, this local magazine is doing an article on his band. They needed a picture for the cover of the magazine, so we sent them this awesome shot:10199.jpg

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Lesbian porn is hot...as long as the lesbains are hot.Umm, just my 2 cents, but I'd go with a Bengals hat. (I'm a Chad Johnson fan, what can I say?)
    I'm pretty sure the chargers play the bengals this year, we definitely need to put a bet on that game.
    I have Seau and Flutie (yes Flutie) Chargers jerseys, a fitted hat, and a helmet. I'm officially the biggest Chargers fan in Canada.
    Excellent. My family has had season tickets since '92. I predict a super bowl victory this year, but I don't know what the deal is with Quentin Jammer. 30 Mil?
    LOL, Matusow is the freakin man.
    QFT+LMG.
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