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    I Called In Sick Today

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    wacky tobaccy?
    Is there any other kind?
    obviously drinking games...until the girls are unable to withstand your awkward virginal advances.
    That's just crazy enough to work.ps. my dogs farts smell exactly like broccoli. exactly.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Well tonight I"ve done a power hour and I'km waiting for some chicks from some sorority across the street to come over and party. I may be getting laid tonight, let's hopwe so.
    I suggest drinking games.ps. I'm going to smoke, brb.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    I post on an NFL forum where they have a different forum for every team, and lets just say the Raiders forum is chaos. All the Raider fans are panicking and all the other teams fans are piling on. I know its probably going to be a long season but it still is only one game
    Ya, the first weekend of football around the entire NFL was like preseason. The Radiers have some good talent, and they have Art Shell, so you never know. Denver and KS didn't look so great either. I mean, Trent Green had a terrible game, he really needs to focus next week.(too soon?)

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Well tonight I"ve done a power hour and I'km waiting for some chicks from some sorority across the street to come over and party. I may be getting laid tonight, let's hopwe so.
    1. Power hour is nice, but century club is better.2. I wish I was you.3. Sorority accross the street?4. Impress them with your many leather bound books.5. Get off the damn internet and go get wasted with these chicks.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    They didnt even need to pass thats the sad thingI thought everyone knew that going into the game but their defense still wouldnt put 8 in the box in the first quarter. 120 something LT yards later they were already out of the game
    True, still, that was some boring football.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Pile on bro, just busted out of the 20k on party in 70th with KQs vs QJo all in preflop so I'm riding high
    Just kidding man, their offense ... uh defense ... umm quarterback ... kick return guy looked ok. How bout that third quarter, when the Chargers ran the ball 20 times in a row. That was probably the gayest thing I have ever seen. Well, maybe not the gayest this I have ever seen, but for most people ... well, you know what I mean.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Tell Rajeesh and the boys I say hi.
    One of the best quotes ever(from memory, drunk memory):Stony: Hey Kashmir, Rajeesh. How long for the burrito?Kashmir: One minute.Rajeesh: 2 minute.Stoney: Well which one is it, one or two?Rajeesh: One minute, thirty second.
    ...with that new-spunk smell included free of charge.
    Since when? Give me my $3.95 back jerk.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    You guys write too much for me to catch up on, so in the lazines spirit of this thread(also my life) I'll just read this page.

    I went to a class tonight, and completely ignored the good-looking blond girl sitting on my left, and chatted up the marginally-attractive brunette instead. She told me of a party on saturday, which of course involved me getting her phone number as well.She's definitely the type of girl that I probably should toss it in.
    I believe you already know what to do.Is Kers around? I really want to bash on the Raiders.

    Pizza Delivery

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    I've wanted to be pizza man ever since I read Snow Crash. I have SO much free time, should I get a job and blog about it?
    Hey Dutch, have you read Cryptonomicon? If not, I definitely recommend it.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Well, for the first day since I've been here I had a positive day in poker. 1 $100 Sng, took 2nd. My game is very rusty right now.
    Rusty like a trombone?Dear Kers,The Raiders looked pretty good on monday. Love,Ben
    That's not funny.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    geez, the drama, I love to post here but my boss has been an ******* and i'm really good at my job so i don't have time. I miss it every day
    ditto.I'm so glad it's football season, I love watching those large sweaty men get physical.This game is like a preseason game though.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    I need help from anyone. I'm $35 short on Mansion Poker for the $1100 Steelers bet. If anyone wants to trade $35 on Mansion Poker for $35 on Ultimate Bet, I would gladly throw in several BJ's.mrdannyg, are you still here. HELP ME!edit: nevermind, i just flopped a set and got the acct up to 1102.31.GO STEELERS!

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