tyfgine
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try complimenting him on his chiseled abs.i just had some ice cream, while watching a movie with my roommate, on my bed.surprisingly, nothing happened.:shocked: -
I'm dissapointed, I'll send you some new material.Oh Ben, you're just the height of too muchery.Your motercycle picture came up the other day. I think at this point it's still sexual, but not arousing.
Where's Hobbes to find that picture and repost it?Since Timdog is gone, is it safe to laugh at that? Oh well, I did anyway.Poker doesnt like me tonight. 1010 < AQ & 99 < AQ -
I notice you're not wearing any glasses tonight, Mr. Papagorgio.Oh Ben, you're just the height of too muchery.Your motercycle picture came up the other day. I think at this point it's still sexual, but not arousing. -
Did Timdog ever show up? My legs are starting to get cramped in this cage.ps. it's mexico's fault he left.
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then I started thinking about you homos and I had to say hi.
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What's up bitches?I put some money on Full Tilt last night so I could start playing poker again. When I signed on it still had my old buddy list and I found Zimmer playing in a tournament. I decided it would be fun to rail him for a few minutes, and then maybe watch him play some poker afterwords.
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dittoyo. just sayin hi. im alive. that is all.
that's just plain gay.meet me in the bathroom in 5 minutes.i've noticed if i go a few days without whacking off, i'll generally have a sex dream where i actually finish (often not the case), and usually wake up creaming on my stomach. this happened a couple weeks ago following a gay dream, so that's the closest i've come.and that ends "things i would only tell e-friends."oh, and i was taking a dump in a public bathroom one day, and the guy receiving a BJ in the stall next to me (from a dude) kicked me as he shot it in the other dude's mouth. -
Chicks with tattoos give great helmet.
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I was going to write about how incredibly gay this is, but then a saw this:OK, more paddle assignments. I have to **** in a bag and light it on fire on the front porch of a frat that we hate.Also, I have to write a 20 page apology to the 2 guys who made a huge deal out of me writing on that guy Saturday night.
Sheer genius.I think I'm gonna write one page then have the next 19 be a text script from Caddyshack.
Don't be ashamed of your frat. I'm a tri-lam.It isn't a frat. This is just something we do for basically bonding/semi-hazing from the actives to the new scholars. -
Wow, this is great, I've never been to the Chateau before. You canuks really know how to make de sexe.
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Last night we had a party and 3/4 of the people living here puked.That's a pretty good ratio.
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Excellent.What about socks? Is it ok if I wear nothing but socks?
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Matt's Gay Tiki Room, huh?Are pants optional?
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Actually, it's "Ben, I want to ride your face like a cowboy."But it actually works better if your name rhymes with Don Dexico, or Spreedz.
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Here's a phrase that you will find usefull:Ben, yo qiero montar su cabeza como un caballero.ps. My internet sucks right now, I'm going to sleep.That's all the spanish I know besides what Dora the Explorer has taught me. -
Hola Compadres,Como estan ustedes. Yo soy emborachado, y you quiero Senor Mexico en mi dormitorio.Adios muchachos.
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I still love you.maybe I'll go surfingwait, I live in South FL and all the good waves are blocked by the Bahamas, oh yeah, and a man my size would need a 30ft board and tsunami to surf so, I'll just break wind instead
Don't do anything I wouldn't do.Out partying all night! -
Greeting Gents,I'm all moved in to my new house. And by "all moved in" I mean that a brought my bed and clothes and threw them in a pile in my room.I think I'll play a little poker, then walk across the street and surf for a bit.Life is rough.ps. I think after that I'll walk to the bar down the street.goodtimes.edit: what the hell was that? strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
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Meh, it's always ok to use obscure TV show references in real life.So it's OK to use that line in real life? -
I used that line at work today. I feel like our souls are mating.It grinds my gears that anyone I like could think he is anything but a completely unfunny asshat. -
It's a good read. I loved it.I keep meaning to. Other posters I respect have given it very high recommendations. I'll see if I can talk myself into having them order it at the library. -
A Dog Year eh? I'll have to check it out.I think opening another bottle is an excellent idea.I cried too. My girlfried mocked my tears. Have you read A Dog Year? Not as good, but still an entertaining read for dog lovers (especially lab or border collie owners).I'm almost drunk...at the stage where I need to decide if opening another bottle is a good idea. I think it might just be... -
No, I read it about a year ago. I cried. Hold me.agreed.Are you the one that won't read Marley and Me because your dog is about to die?I hate children. They bother me.You know who else I hate? Carlos Mencia (aka Ned Holness)/. -
Yellow lab.what kind of dog?i need some weed...it's been three months since i smoked. i have a feeling next time i do it i'll have a good old-fashioned freak out.
3 months is a long time.
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