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tyfgine

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  1. try complimenting him on his chiseled abs.
  2. I'm dissapointed, I'll send you some new material. Where's Hobbes to find that picture and repost it?
  3. I notice you're not wearing any glasses tonight, Mr. Papagorgio.
  4. Did Timdog ever show up? My legs are starting to get cramped in this cage.ps. it's mexico's fault he left.
  5. then I started thinking about you homos and I had to say hi.
  6. What's up bitches?I put some money on Full Tilt last night so I could start playing poker again. When I signed on it still had my old buddy list and I found Zimmer playing in a tournament. I decided it would be fun to rail him for a few minutes, and then maybe watch him play some poker afterwords.
  7. ditto that's just plain gay.meet me in the bathroom in 5 minutes.
  8. Chicks with tattoos give great helmet.
  9. I was going to write about how incredibly gay this is, but then a saw this: Sheer genius. Don't be ashamed of your frat. I'm a tri-lam.
  10. Wow, this is great, I've never been to the Chateau before. You canuks really know how to make de sexe.
  11. Last night we had a party and 3/4 of the people living here puked.That's a pretty good ratio.
  12. Excellent.What about socks? Is it ok if I wear nothing but socks?
  13. Matt's Gay Tiki Room, huh?Are pants optional?
  14. Actually, it's "Ben, I want to ride your face like a cowboy."But it actually works better if your name rhymes with Don Dexico, or Spreedz.
  15. Here's a phrase that you will find usefull:Ben, yo qiero montar su cabeza como un caballero.ps. My internet sucks right now, I'm going to sleep.
  16. Hola Compadres,Como estan ustedes. Yo soy emborachado, y you quiero Senor Mexico en mi dormitorio.Adios muchachos.
  17. I still love you. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
  18. Greeting Gents,I'm all moved in to my new house. And by "all moved in" I mean that a brought my bed and clothes and threw them in a pile in my room.I think I'll play a little poker, then walk across the street and surf for a bit.Life is rough.ps. I think after that I'll walk to the bar down the street.goodtimes.edit: what the hell was that? strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
  19. Meh, it's always ok to use obscure TV show references in real life.
  20. I used that line at work today. I feel like our souls are mating.
  21. tyfgine

    Pizza Delivery

    It's a good read. I loved it.
  22. A Dog Year eh? I'll have to check it out.I think opening another bottle is an excellent idea.
  23. No, I read it about a year ago. I cried. Hold me.agreed.
  24. Yellow lab.3 months is a long time.
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