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All you need to know is that calculus was invented by the Luce Cult, in Rockefeller Plaza, NY. It is some sort of black magic operation, and has no practical use in either mathematics or engineering.That was amazingly funny. Not that I could make neither head nor tail of it. -
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fuck that.I only watched part, but pitbulls suck.
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I'll pay you $12/hr to walk around in underwear and bring me snacks while I play poker.bah bah bah. 6-tabling 1/2 and 2/4, and not feeling the least bit entertaining.i need a job and i'm willing to travel. any offers? -
I don't get it.PSYCH!!!!ONEONEONEONEONE
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While the Church of Scientology is still researching whether Trigonometry is a hoax or not, they have conclusive evidence that Calculus is most definitely a fraud.Audio Clip of L. Ron Hubbard on CalculusHere is the transcript:"Rate of change is this mathematics known as Calculus. Calculus, it's a very interesting thing, is divided into two classes -- there's Differential Calculus and Integral Calculus. The Differential Calculus is in the first part of the textbook on Calculus, and Integral Calculus is in the second part of the textbook on Calculus. As you look through the book, you'll find in the early part of the book on Calculus, "dx" over "dy", a little "dx", and a little "dy" -- and one's above the other on a line -- predominates in the front part of the book, but as you get to the end of the book you find these "dx" and "dy"s preceded by a summation sign, or are equating to a summation sign, and the presence of this shows that we are in the field of Integral Calculus. Now I hope you understand this, because I've never been able to make head nor tail of it. It must be some sort of a Black Magic operation, started out by the Luce cult -- some immoral people who are operating up in New York City, Rockefeller Plaza -- been thoroughly condemned by the whole society. Anyway, their rate-of-change theory -- I've never seen any use for that mathematics, by the way -- I love that mathematics, because it -- I asked an engineer, one time, who was in his 6th year of engineering, if he'd ever used Calculus, and he told me yeah, once, once I did, he said. When did you use it? And he said I used it once. Let me see, what did you use it on? Oh yeah. Something on the rate-of-change of steam particles in boilers. And then we went out and tested it and found the answer was wrong. Calculus -- if you want to know -- there is room there for a mathematics which is a good mathematics. And it would be the rate of co-change, or the rate of change when something else was changing, so that you could establish existing rates of change in relationship to each other, and for lack of that mathematics, nobody has been able to understand present time -- you just can't sum it up easily -- or let us say, for lack of an understanding of what present time was, nobody could formulate that mathematics. So, actually there's a big hole there that could be filled -- a thing called calculus is trying to fill that hole, right now, and it can't. But the rates of change -- it comes closest to it. I think it was one of Newton's practical jokes. Here we have Calculus, and it's trying to measure a rate of change. Well, if we had something that was really workable and simple, it would be formed on this basis. The present time, and gradients of time were gradients of havingness, and as one havingness changed, you could establish a constancy of change for other related havingnesses. But because the basic unit of the universe is two, you would have to have a rate of change known and measured for every rate of change then estimated. The mathematics won't operate in this universe unless it has simultaneous equations. If you have two variables, you must have two equations with which to solve those two variables. In other words you have to compare one to the other simultaneously. Otherwise you just get another variable. Of course, people laughingly do this. They take an equation with two variables, and then they solve it. And then you say "What have you got?" And the fellow says "K". And you say now just a minute -- you got "K", huh? Well, what is "K"? Well "K", we have established arbitrarily as being -- well, say, why did you work the equation out in the first place? You had "K", didn't you?""
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Hey asshole, everyone noticed that, we just weren't saying anything. You know, cause we're not assholes.Wait...so am I now the asshole for pointing it out?And am I the asshole for blowing Bizzle's cover in the "AA or KK" story that was obviously fabricated to help mk build some confidence? And am I the asshole for pointing out the fact that I pointed that out?Congrats on making it to Day 2, by the way. Great laydown in the AQ hand. -
1) Kahluah, Baileys, anything with a cream - I assume this is a clear throw it out immediately right? I can't imagine anything like that has any shelf life.Throw it out, unless you like diarrhea, then you can drink it.2) Wine - seeing as it has been in a constant temperature changing environment, this wine is probably all "bad" right? I would open it up and smell it first. If it smells ok, it should be fine. If it smells like vinegar, toss it.3) Ever find an old bottle of liquor that seems to have dust or dirt particles in them? It is a sealed bottle so I don't know how it got like that. But it looks like something I also wouldn't want to drink. Opinions?That doen't sound too good to me.4) Any reason not to drink the other bottles that seem clear of particulates and properly sealed? We have had some Chivas Regal from this collection with no ill side effects.Jackpot, time to get wasted.
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Awesome. Good luck on day 2.Tourney Report -
Of course, you could always just skip classes on fridays, everyone knows fridays are optional anyway.Seconded. Also, finish up with class as early as possible on Thursdays and Fridays. It's nice to get in a good nap before the festivities begin.
That's a really good schedule, night classes suck too. My dog I'm jelous.Yeah, my schedule is pretty good actually. 16 creditsMonday: 10-2Tuesday: 830-10, 12-230Wednesday: 10-2Thursday: 12-230Friday: 1-230All Calc II sections had a Friday component, so that's the best time because it's early enough where I don't miss any partying Friday, and can get some sleep Thursday night. -
Here's a quick tip - Never, EVER, schedule a class earlier than noon on a friday, or any other day for that matter, but friday especially. If there is a class you absolutely must take, and for some reason the only time it is offered is 8am friday, take that class next quarter.Stick to me and Ben when it comes to the drugs, alcohol, and general habits necessary to become the grandmaster of college-going.
lol, where'd he go?maybe. -
Apparently. I just spent 2 hours sitting in traffic in my car. I honestly didn't mind, I was listening to Adam Carolla and that's a lot more fun than working.good morning all. -
I'm pretty sure it is. I would say it's the better site of the 2.Hmmm.Okay, then I need a new name for Full Tilt! Is their 100% bonus automatic? -
I like FT better. As soon as I clear my bonus on UB, I'm taking my money off of there. Also, I don't like their tourneys as much, just my opinion.Is FT a better site? I don't belong to either of them, and wanna join a new one. -
It clears in real time at 1/10th of your rake.So if you pay $4 in rake, you clear .40 of your bonus. It might even be less than that. I don't know, it is very slow compared to other sites, like FT for example.Wait so I do need the code or I dont? edit: nevermindAnd why does it take forever to clear? Do you just need to play a lot of hands? -
It's automatic, the bonuswhore code doesn't get you anything extra.TYTYTYI dunno why they don't post that on their site...they're all about the 100% bonus and then they don't tell you how to get it. -
The bonus is automatic. FYI - It takes forever to clear it.Yes, I am only half as cool as GrinderMJ. I'm opening an account on Ultimate Bet. First of all - can somebody tell me how to get the 100% first-deposit bonus? Is it automatic?
No.Name: KrablarKrotchdoes Ultimate Bet let you have a picture? -
Daniel, I don't think you should try to sue CBS. It's just not a good idea; you will most likely lose the lawsuit. It is their show and their contract, therefore your lawsuit will prove to be ineffective.Good luck in the ME though.ps. I'm a lawyer, that's how I know so much about these legal proceedings.
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How much would you guys pay to see a h/u match with Superman and Jesus and immediately following a UFC match up between the two?Im pretty sure Id take out at least a 2nd mortgage.
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Me neither, but I know Ron wouldn't even give him a reach around.I don't even know who that is. -
Awesome, I hart Chau though.Update From Peter:"I have 9275. Overpairs cracked 3 times early. Had 2600. Rebuilt to 4500 and just doubled thru Chau."
Why don't you like that guy?tallytown the tool started a thread in general. -
I really thought that said Camron Diaz at first. My dad is an ER doc, he has some seriously funny/akward/crazy stories.Carmen Diaz, R.N.Brandon, Florida -
Amen.you couldnt be telling the truth more than if you were The Bible
who should be the captain of the nerdherd?
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