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All you need to know is that calculus was invented by the Luce Cult, in Rockefeller Plaza, NY. It is some sort of black magic operation, and has no practical use in either mathematics or engineering.

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fuck that.I only watched part, but pitbulls suck.

I'll pay you $12/hr to walk around in underwear and bring me snacks while I play poker.

I don't get it.PSYCH!!!!ONEONEONEONEONE

While the Church of Scientology is still researching whether Trigonometry is a hoax or not, they have conclusive evidence that Calculus is most definitely a fraud.Audio Clip of L. Ron Hubbard on CalculusHere is the transcript:"Rate of change is this mathematics known as Calculus. Calculus, it's a very interesting thing, is divided into two classes -- there's Differential Calculus and Integral Calculus. The Differential Calculus is in the first part of the textbook on Calculus, and Integral Calculus is in the second part of the textbook on Calculus. As you look through the book, you'll find in

Hey asshole, everyone noticed that, we just weren't saying anything. You know, cause we're not assholes.

1) Kahluah, Baileys, anything with a cream - I assume this is a clear throw it out immediately right? I can't imagine anything like that has any shelf life.Throw it out, unless you like diarrhea, then you can drink it.2) Wine - seeing as it has been in a constant temperature changing environment, this wine is probably all "bad" right? I would open it up and smell it first. If it smells ok, it should be fine. If it smells like vinegar, toss it.3) Ever find an old bottle of liquor that seems to have dust or dirt particles in them? It is a sealed bottle so I don't know how it got like that.

Awesome. Good luck on day 2.

Of course, you could always just skip classes on fridays, everyone knows fridays are optional anyway. That's a really good schedule, night classes suck too. My dog I'm jelous.

Here's a quick tip - Never, EVER, schedule a class earlier than noon on a friday, or any other day for that matter, but friday especially. If there is a class you absolutely must take, and for some reason the only time it is offered is 8am friday, take that class next quarter. lol, where'd he go?

Apparently. I just spent 2 hours sitting in traffic in my car. I honestly didn't mind, I was listening to Adam Carolla and that's a lot more fun than working.

I'm pretty sure it is. I would say it's the better site of the 2.

I like FT better. As soon as I clear my bonus on UB, I'm taking my money off of there. Also, I don't like their tourneys as much, just my opinion.

It clears in real time at 1/10th of your rake.So if you pay $4 in rake, you clear .40 of your bonus. It might even be less than that. I don't know, it is very slow compared to other sites, like FT for example.

It's automatic, the bonuswhore code doesn't get you anything extra.

The bonus is automatic. FYI - It takes forever to clear it. No.Name: KrablarKrotch

Daniel, I don't think you should try to sue CBS. It's just not a good idea; you will most likely lose the lawsuit. It is their show and their contract, therefore your lawsuit will prove to be ineffective.Good luck in the ME though.ps. I'm a lawyer, that's how I know so much about these legal proceedings.

How much would you guys pay to see a h/u match with Superman and Jesus and immediately following a UFC match up between the two?Im pretty sure Id take out at least a 2nd mortgage.

Me neither, but I know Ron wouldn't even give him a reach around.

Awesome, I hart Chau though. Why don't you like that guy?

I really thought that said Camron Diaz at first. My dad is an ER doc, he has some seriously funny/akward/crazy stories.

Amen.