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according to that crippled kid on South Park, its "handi-capable"Timmy and Jimmy: the handi-capable duo

Isn't a Wiki page one where you can add AND change things...because if you can change them I think the site would go nuts with people changing other people's ideas on anything relating to poker. "you should fold"..."No, you should raise and push the guy of the hand"..."No, you should smooth call, and let him think you're trapping." I don't see it working

What is the 'PC' term for 'retard' now? It went from that to mentally disabled to mentally handicapped to mentally challenged to god knows what. Anyone know? :-) :bubblequestion:*Edit* Damn, it looked good in the 'preview.' Oh well.

I don't really like where this is going. I read the article and it seems like the media thinks poker itself is no longer a draw and that they need to add drama. I agree poker is dramatic but the line, "the jovial spirit which characterized the Hellmuth-Dannenmann relationship early would become increasingly poisonous from that moment forward" does not belong in an article about poker. IMO

I hope the doctors are able to retrieve it. Tell me...how did you get that up there? :think:

Playing 2-4 limit HE and getting outdrawn like a MoFo. Worst was A's cracked by...get this... 8's full of 3's :evil: . Oh well, gotta love the fish and know that they will pay me off soon.

Nice :-)

Guy in vegas tells me, "No two cards are better than any other two cards before the flop." I said, "No two card have won yet but some have definite statistical advantages over others." To which he says, "You take aces and I'll take any other two cards and we will go all in." When the whole table started to laugh at him, he shut up.

No problem. Oh, and when you get flamed for asking a question (believe me it will happen) just remember that you will learn more quickly when you're embarrassed. Oh, and don't thank people too much...you might get flamed...MONGOOSE :wink:

Can't talk now. Busy hijacking thread.Thought about doing this...Now realize I should have

That's your answer (most common 'donkey')

I don't want to flame or anything...but I'm gonna. Just to give you another piece of advice: If a post is obviously dead AND going nowhere, don't bump it 3 days later.

What is with all these fucking stupid posts today. Its like went to Mexico to see the donkey show and never came back.

I saw your post in another thread that your avatar is your GF. First of all, congratulations on that...really. Second, do you think it is a good idea to put that there knowing that half of the people on this site are nuts and the other half have slept with Ron Mexico? :shock:

i dunno he's new to the forum and is really defending his play. i think he may be for real.He's just defending his play to get us to talk about it and flame just like the tons of other trolls that come in here :roll:

Time's up...come on come on... my bitch and I got places to be.all donetyvm Awwww maaaan...you didn't need to beat her up like that

Time's up...come on come on... my bitch and I got places to be.

Evil shenanigans.i love your avatar. i want to make dirty reuben love to itMaybe if you play your cards right I'll give you 20 minutes with it...but its gonna cost ya.20 min?i only need 3In that case, have at it Hoss

Evil shenanigans.i love your avatar. i want to make dirty reuben love to itMaybe if you play your cards right I'll give you 20 minutes with it...but its gonna cost ya.

It is a great job by the OP to get us to flame. To quote the many who have already posted, "obviously a joke." I like how the OP says his "minimum raise" on the river was his "best play" against "that fish."

Evil shenanigans.

San Diego rocks, and I would totaly play in a home game with FCP'ers but I already play in a couple weekly games and I am pushing it as far as playing too much for my own good. But I will definitely play in that tourney if it is hosted

Not that (insert KDawg interferring cause you dared me to do it, pw3nd(and yes, I'm doing it in teh quote too. haha, just funning y'all)) close. P.S. Just kidding. Please don't ban me. Is your post script necessary after every word to appease the banning gods?

The extreme lack of female input

How closely is the method to bypass the filter being watched? Swearing may not be an adequate replacement for intelligent articulation, but when one is engulfed in "flaming" (no pun intended) these words serve to express the emotion the poster is expressing much more effectively and emphatically than some dictionary word could. IMHO