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    Poker Chips

    in General Poker Forum

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    I bought the wrong kind of poker chips and would like to buy the chips that are used in wpt events. I have ABS composite chips and dont like them cause they dont stack well at all. I want chips that stack well and that are solid colors. I want red, white, green, and black. I like the chips that are used in wpt events but searched and couldn't find them. Any help is appreciated. I tried google and ebay and couldn't find what I'm looking for.

    I Slow Rolled Someone Yesterday

    in General Poker Forum

    Posted

    I slow rolled some super loose guy playing 5 -10 nl . I was losing a shit load of money and this one hand the guy raised to 50 and I called with kq spades. The guy bets 50 and I call a rag flop with two overs and 1 spade cause I put him on nothing. The turn is a rag spade and bets 200 which puts me all in if I call which I did. The river is a red 4 and the SOB SAYS I have a 4 and turns over J 4 offsuit . I'm down a grand and he starts talking smack that I shouldn't have called him so I start calling him an ahole and tell him to shut the F Up. Anyways I buy in for my last 100 which is the max in Florida dont ask. I call 30 with 6 8 clubs and the douchebag makes it 75. I go all in for 100 and he calls. I flop a flush and he shows 10 10. I look at my cards and than back at him and I watch him get all excited. He starts yelling SHIP IT!! Over and over for at least a minute and even has both arms in the air as he is yelling. While he is saying ship it again I finally turn over my cards for the table to see and they all start laughing and say he's got the flush. The look on the guys face was priceless and even tho I lost that night slowrolling that sob was worth it. He asked me what my name was and I said it was FU AND after winning another hand I shot him the bird which had the whole table laughing.

    Rounders ?

    in General Poker Forum

    Posted

    What does KGB say at the end of the movie after mike says he flopped the straight?He raises his hands up and says mother f'rand he says something that I couldn'tunderstand he says You ....Anyone know? Just curious

    Biggest Pot Ive Ever Won

    in General Poker Forum

    Posted

    Why hasnt anyone flamed this guy after posting those handhistories??? Are you fricking kidding me... I rarely play omahabut those calls, raises, and all ins are some of theworst moves i have ever seen!If this moron doesnt take his money and run he will be begging for changeon the street.

    Jokerstars

    in General Poker Forum

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    PokerStars Game #9276950662: Tournament #46488945, 40FPP Hold'em No Limit - Level XV (3000/6000) - 2007/04/06 - 04:20:13 (ET)Table '46488945 8' 9-max Seat #2 is the buttonSeat 1: Blitzburgh86 (67658 in chips) Seat 2: jlame123 (42484 in chips) Seat 3: itLBok (20870 in chips) Seat 5: crackem (32338 in chips) Seat 6: mschwenke (49658 in chips) Seat 7: cthr1981 (78063 in chips) Seat 8: GREEK3J (55481 in chips) Seat 9: zacindi (20697 in chips) Blitzburgh86: posts the ante 300jlame123: posts the ante 300itLBok: posts the ante 300crackem: posts the ante 300mschwenke: posts the ante 300cthr1981: posts the ante 300GREEK3J: posts the ante 300zacindi: posts the ante 300itLBok: posts small blind 3000crackem: posts big blind 6000*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to crackem [As Qs]mschwenke: folds cthr1981: folds GREEK3J: calls 6000zacindi: folds Blitzburgh86: folds jlame123: folds itLBok: folds crackem: raises 26038 to 32038 and is all-inGREEK3J: calls 26038*** FLOP *** [Kd Qc 2c]elephtheria is connected *** TURN *** [Kd Qc 2c] [Js]*** RIVER *** [Kd Qc 2c Js] [4s]*** SHOW DOWN ***crackem: shows [As Qs] (a pair of Queens)GREEK3J: shows [9s Ks] (a pair of Kings)GREEK3J collected 69476 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 69476 | Rake 0 Board [Kd Qc 2c Js 4s]Seat 1: Blitzburgh86 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: jlame123 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: itLBok (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 5: crackem (big blind) showed [As Qs] and lost with a pair of QueensSeat 6: mschwenke folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: cthr1981 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: GREEK3J showed [9s Ks] and won (69476) with a pair of KingsSeat 9: zacindi folded before Flop (didn't bet)PokerStars Game #9277181629: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/04/06 - 04:58:46 (ET)Table 'Jarmila' 9-max Seat #5 is the buttonSeat 2: halatche ($126.10 in chips) Seat 3: jono1972 ($224.70 in chips) Seat 4: duey17 ($286.85 in chips) Seat 5: iponnet ($230.30 in chips) Seat 6: pyppox1 ($50.25 in chips) Seat 7: ShuffleThis ($111.25 in chips) Seat 8: Kram420 ($299.60 in chips) Seat 9: crackem ($62.45 in chips) pyppox1: posts small blind $1ShuffleThis: posts big blind $2*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to crackem [5h 8h]Kram420: folds crackem: calls $2halatche: folds jono1972: folds duey17: raises $4 to $6iponnet: folds pyppox1: folds ShuffleThis: folds crackem: calls $4*** FLOP *** [As 5d 5s]crackem: checks duey17: bets $8crackem: raises $10 to $18duey17: calls $10*** TURN *** [As 5d 5s] [Jd]crackem: bets $38.45 and is all-induey17: calls $38.45*** RIVER *** [As 5d 5s Jd] [Ac]*** SHOW DOWN ***crackem: shows [5h 8h] (a full house, Fives full of Aces)duey17: shows [Kc Ad] (a full house, Aces full of Fives)duey17 collected $124.90 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $127.90 | Rake $3 Board [As 5d 5s Jd Ac]Seat 2: halatche folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: jono1972 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: duey17 showed [Kc Ad] and won ($124.90) with a full house, Aces full of FivesSeat 5: iponnet (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: pyppox1 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 7: ShuffleThis (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 8: Kram420 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: crackem showed [5h 8h] and lost with a full house, Fives full of AcesThis ones just me running bad as usualPokerStars Game #9251809996: Tournament #46998422, $44+$4 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2007/04/04 - 17:33:12 (ET)Table '46998422 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the buttonSeat 3: poser54 (10855 in chips) Seat 7: crackem (2645 in chips) poser54: posts small blind 100crackem: posts big blind 200*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to crackem [Ac Qd]poser54: raises 400 to 600crackem: raises 2045 to 2645 and is all-inposer54: calls 2045*** FLOP *** [Kc 2c 7s]*** TURN *** [Kc 2c 7s] [3d]*** RIVER *** [Kc 2c 7s 3d] [Ts]*** SHOW DOWN ***crackem: shows [Ac Qd] (high card Ace)poser54: shows [9c 7c] (a pair of Sevens)poser54 collected 5290 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 5290 | Rake 0 Board [Kc 2c 7s 3d Ts]Seat 3: poser54 (button) (small blind) showed [9c 7c] and won (5290) with a pair of SevensSeat 7: crackem (big blind) showed [Ac Qd] and lost with high card AcePokerStars Game #9239998177: Tournament #46485696, $150+$10 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level V (75/150) - 2007/04/03 - 22:27:17 (ET)Table '46485696 2' 9-max Seat #7 is the buttonSeat 1: young_jedi76 (2580 in chips) Seat 2: guru15 (2020 in chips) Seat 3: All Donk (2955 in chips) Seat 5: crackem (2025 in chips) Seat 6: Beatiful Man (3155 in chips) Seat 7: EvilDrSluggo (765 in chips) young_jedi76: posts small blind 75guru15: posts big blind 150*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to crackem [Jh Ac]All Donk: folds crackem: raises 300 to 450Beatiful Man: folds EvilDrSluggo: raises 315 to 765 and is all-inyoung_jedi76: calls 690guru15: folds crackem: calls 315*** FLOP *** [5s 7d Jd]young_jedi76: checks crackem: bets 1260 and is all-inyoung_jedi76: calls 1260*** TURN *** [5s 7d Jd] [9s]*** RIVER *** [5s 7d Jd 9s] [2s]*** SHOW DOWN ***young_jedi76: shows [9c 9d] (three of a kind, Nines)crackem: shows [Jh Ac] (a pair of Jacks)young_jedi76 collected 2520 from side potEvilDrSluggo: shows [6d 6c] (a pair of Sixes)young_jedi76 collected 2445 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 4965 Main pot 2445. Side pot 2520. | Rake 0 Board [5s 7d Jd 9s 2s]Seat 1: young_jedi76 (small blind) showed [9c 9d] and won (4965) with three of a kind, NinesSeat 2: guru15 (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 3: All Donk folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: crackem showed [Jh Ac] and lost with a pair of JacksSeat 6: Beatiful Man folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: EvilDrSluggo (button) showed [6d 6c] and lost with a pair of Sixesguy calls off the rest of his chips with 2 outsPokerStars Game #9241581311: Tournament #46484405, $15+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level IX (300/600) - 2007/04/04 - 00:10:47 (ET)Table '46484405 5' 10-max Seat #8 is the buttonSeat 6: crackem (5690 in chips) Seat 8: darringravie (7810 in chips) crackem: posts the ante 50darringravie: posts the ante 50darringravie: posts small blind 300crackem: posts big blind 600*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to crackem [Ad Jc]darringravie: calls 300crackem: raises 5040 to 5640 and is all-indarringravie: calls 5040*** FLOP *** [8h 9s Jd]*** TURN *** [8h 9s Jd] [5h]*** RIVER *** [8h 9s Jd 5h] [Kc]*** SHOW DOWN ***crackem: shows [Ad Jc] (a pair of Jacks)darringravie: shows [Ks 6s] (a pair of Kings)darringravie collected 11380 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 11380 | Rake 0 Board [8h 9s Jd 5h Kc]Seat 6: crackem (big blind) showed [Ad Jc] and lost with a pair of JacksSeat 8: darringravie (button) (small blind) showed [Ks 6s] and won (11380) with a pair of KingsPokerStars Game #9210280662: Tournament #46795410, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2007/04/02 - 02:10:20 (ET)Table '46795410 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the buttonSeat 1: sjp55555 (2065 in chips) Seat 2: jdilleo (1080 in chips) Seat 4: Reiss39 (8270 in chips) Seat 7: crackem (2085 in chips) Reiss39: posts small blind 100crackem: posts big blind 200*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to crackem [Jc Jd]sjp55555: folds jdilleo: folds Reiss39: calls 100crackem: raises 1885 to 2085 and is all-inReiss39: calls 1885*** FLOP *** [Js 6s 4d]*** TURN *** [Js 6s 4d] [Qc]*** RIVER *** [Js 6s 4d Qc] [Td]*** SHOW DOWN ***Reiss39: shows [Kh Ad] (a straight, Ten to Ace)crackem: shows [Jc Jd] (three of a kind, Jacks)Reiss39 collected 4170 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 4170 | Rake 0 Board [Js 6s 4d Qc Td]Seat 1: sjp55555 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: jdilleo (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: Reiss39 (small blind) showed [Kh Ad] and won (4170) with a straight, Ten to AceSeat 7: crackem (big blind) showed [Jc Jd] and lost with three of a kind, Jacks

    ;dsagnb'lsdgnb'lng'oaiyg'aoingylk

    in General Poker Forum

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    PokerStars Game #9277181629: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/04/06 - 04:58:46 (ET)Table 'Jarmila' 9-max Seat #5 is the buttonSeat 2: halatche ($126.10 in chips) Seat 3: jono1972 ($224.70 in chips) Seat 4: duey17 ($286.85 in chips) Seat 5: iponnet ($230.30 in chips) Seat 6: pyppox1 ($50.25 in chips) Seat 7: ShuffleThis ($111.25 in chips) Seat 8: Kram420 ($299.60 in chips) Seat 9: crackem ($62.45 in chips) pyppox1: posts small blind $1ShuffleThis: posts big blind $2*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to crackem [5h 8h]Kram420: folds crackem: calls $2halatche: folds jono1972: folds duey17: raises $4 to $6iponnet: folds pyppox1: folds ShuffleThis: folds crackem: calls $4*** FLOP *** [As 5d 5s]crackem: checks duey17: bets $8crackem: raises $10 to $18duey17: calls $10*** TURN *** [As 5d 5s] [Jd]crackem: bets $38.45 and is all-induey17: calls $38.45*** RIVER *** [As 5d 5s Jd] [Ac]*** SHOW DOWN ***crackem: shows [5h 8h] (a full house, Fives full of Aces)duey17: shows [Kc Ad] (a full house, Aces full of Fives)duey17 collected $124.90 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $127.90 | Rake $3 Board [As 5d 5s Jd Ac]Seat 2: halatche folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: jono1972 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: duey17 showed [Kc Ad] and won ($124.90) with a full house, Aces full of FivesSeat 5: iponnet (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: pyppox1 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 7: ShuffleThis (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 8: Kram420 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: crackem showed [5h 8h] and lost with a full house, Fives full of Aces

    Na, Pokerstars Isn't Rigged

    in General Poker Forum

    Posted

    I am so sick of poker stars....PokerStars Game #9010469437: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/03/21 - 02:16:08 (ET)Table 'Aunus III' 9-max Seat #6 is the buttonSeat 3: crackem ($27 in chips) Seat 4: BluffnBeaver ($47.05 in chips) Seat 6: the_main ($188.85 in chips) Seat 7: u_dirty_dog ($201.10 in chips) Seat 8: Teamer ($298.20 in chips) Seat 9: mustanggino ($191.65 in chips) u_dirty_dog: posts small blind $1Teamer: posts big blind $2*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to crackem [Qs Qh]mustanggino: folds crackem: raises $4 to $6BluffnBeaver: folds the_main: folds u_dirty_dog: raises $24 to $30Teamer: folds crackem: calls $21 and is all-in*** FLOP *** [Jc Ks 3s]*** TURN *** [Jc Ks 3s] [2c]*** RIVER *** [Jc Ks 3s 2c] [Th]*** SHOW DOWN ***u_dirty_dog: shows [Qc Ad] (a straight, Ten to Ace)crackem: mucks hand u_dirty_dog collected $53.20 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $56 | Rake $2.80 Board [Jc Ks 3s 2c Th]Seat 3: crackem mucked [Qs Qh]Seat 4: BluffnBeaver folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: the_main (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: u_dirty_dog (small blind) showed [Qc Ad] and won ($53.20) with a straight, Ten to AceSeat 8: Teamer (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 9: mustanggino folded before Flop (didn't bet)dam now i know why i got screwed on this hand.... table name is Anus IIIthanks Lee you sick ahole

    How Do You Play This Hand?

    in Tournament Play

    Posted

    playing in a live 350 mtt that started with 115 players. Down to 17 players only 11 get paid. Blinds are 1000-2000. I am in bb with about 60k and its folded around to the sb who says that he is going to limp in blind and than check blind. Ive played with the player before alot and i get the impression that we are going to just check it down unless somthing big comes up on the flop for one of us.Anyways i am dealt QJ clubs and i check to see a flop.the flop is Qs 5c7c, sb checks blind and i bet 4k. He looks at his hand and goes all in and has about 40 to 50k.What would you do?

    Why Do I Bubble So Much?

    in Tournament Play

    Posted

    i play at my local indian casino almost every thursday. It's a 350 dollar mtt with usually 130 players. Starting chips are 5000 and 30 min rounds. At 1000- 2000 level a 100 ante is introduced. I consistently make it deep in this tournament, but unless i double up when im deep i always get blinded down and than out. Over the past few months i changed my strat a lot and i stopped over committing myself in early position. I fold A10 and small pocket pairs i guess 4's or lower in early position. I got tired of limping with these hands only to be raised and have to fold. I try to push big hands when i am in late-middle to late position. What can i do to keep myself from blinding down, and what types of hands should i be playing to keep myself from being blinded out when i am deep. When i am in position and blinds are high i usually will wait for pocket pairs or KJ or better and fold everything else.I dont steal alot of blinds either cause it seems that when ever i do, i get called or re raised. Unfortunately i play a tight game but i still make it down to about 20 players when they usually pay 12. Tonight i let myself get down to 10,000 chips in small blind for 1000. One limper who was kinda of a maniac limped for 2000. I have A6 spades and push for 10k. He calls with 10 8 hearts and flop is 2 spades with a 10. No flush comes and i lose. I let myself go from almost 20k to 10k without playing a hand. I had A10 UTG once and 2 2 UTG another time and folded both. Other than that i had no cards for almost 2hours.Any advice is appreciated.

    Joe Hachem... What A Cool ****ing Dude

    in General Poker Forum

    Posted

    How come no one has commented on the way hachem threw his aces in the airlike they were frisbees. For someone who has played countless number of poker hands, you would think that he would know by now that if his cards go off the table his hand is dead. One ace landed on the guys arm that was on the rail. I've seen this happen to someone and both his cards went off the table and his set of aces were declared dead. For a world champ he came offas a really cocky player this year and i would have liked to see what would've happened if his cards went off the table. Would the floor declare the champshand dead while he was all in LOL. I dont think they would have a choice.

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