Figger

You are correct, Sir.

If there's room I would like to play.

Ship it.

Damn you Nutz, DAMN YOU TO HELL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A while back I was at my friend Kenny's house and a bunch of us were over there watching some pay-per-view boxing match. I was laying on the floor in front of the TV and his dog Autumn (a big blonde lab) was laying next to me. Of course we had been drinking/eating all day at Hooters and I had built up a little pressure and decided to let it go. Luckily for me it was silent, but far from harmless. As the fumes rose up, Kenny's wife looked over in my direction and yelled "Autumn !""Yes", I had gotten away with it, until my damn funny bone broke (much like to a few of the previous stories) and

She was talking to YOU !I think she's seen your show.

You'd better be careful Kurt. Sounds like you were playing this guy....

Obviously, you've never heard of crop balloon dusters !!!

I think it's cut and dry, black and white. One person and One account PERIODHell they won't let you change your avatar for fear that would throw off other people. Guess they'd never see that new name thingy.And if you feel the need to not be recognized and play against people who don't know your style, open an account at a different site or go play live.There is NO debate here. It's wrong, so stop wasting your backdoor, scamin, cheatin arguements.

I guess if I were surronded by it, I'd come to like it more, but it's really the garage thing. Can you take it down and wall it in? I live in the Hurricane State, I mean Florida. We have some Spanish/Mexican looking style houses, just not the norm to what I see. That would explain it.

I hate to be the only one who says this, but... That's one ugly house. Is that the single garage to the right of the front door???That looks insanely stupid.I don't know if that the style in AZ, but it looks like a fake castle. And you will get very tired of having a 2 story, especially as you get older and drunker.My advice is to find a single story with all the other assets you're looking for (drive times, shopping, donuts, etc.).Anyways, flame away, but just my opinion.Good luck with whatever you decide.

Couldn't Candidiasis also be a logical diagnosis?

You must have some great eyes, cause I can't get past the big honkin nose to see if there's any shit on her lip.

Come on...You should know by now that NONE of them are FREE.

Bob's has just been jerked.

Happy Birthday.Only on this day can you park this close to the green... and try not to put the cart in the lake. It's rather embarrasing...take it from me.

Are you sure about that????

Half the people who responded are probably those same people you fear. Could someone answer the man's question.This isn't Dr. Phil.edit:PC Mag review of Netnannyhttp://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1759,1650540,00.aspPC Mag review of Cyberpatrolhttp://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,1840517,00.asp

Hmmmmm. Special favors???

Of my 6 final tables I was Bubble Boy 4 times.

Funny how the course of life can change in so little time.

$50/year is for the entire country. He can get just his state fro $30/year.I guess if he travels to other states to play golf a lot, then it may be worth the $50 package.

Don't know what your budget is and I believe there is a monthly fee he would have to pay, but...http://www.skygolfgps.com/

I don't think that was "long as Hell"Sounds like you all had a great time. If it weren't for my fear of flying, over-crowded places, and tight corn row doos, I may have been there to challenge Chrozzo for most drunk and hungover.Can't wait for the pics.