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    Pros That Are Not Making Noise At This Years Wsop So Far.

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    Here are some well known although admittedly not necesarily A list:Layne Flack 5/9 playing today in the PLO w/rebuysPhil Gordon shouldn't even be considered a pro hasn't had a cash since 2007Phil Laak one Final table and a 24th place finishEli Elezra 3 cashes including 5th, 18th, and 19thClonie Gowen(LOL) 2 cashes (15th, 60th)Howard Lederer 3 cashes including 2 final tables (6th,9th,12th)Eric Seidel one final table (5th)Patric Antonious 2 cashes 1 final table (7th, 27th)Some pretty good names there
    seems like almost all of these pros are having decent years

    If You Had Terminal Cancer...

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    Lets say you get diagnosed with inoperable, untreatable and imminently terminal cancer; with the two weeks you have left, who do you kill?My list looks like this:Jamie GoldKevin FederlineDr. PhilStephen A. SmithBill FristEveryone from American IdolRaja BellSean SalisburyKathy LeibertThe President of Fox TV.The Senator that wrote those emails to the teenage boy.Kim Jong-ilAnd I cant think of anyone else right now.Edits:Geraldo RiveraRosie O'DonnellChild Abusers.
    Why Raja Bell?Just Curious

    Hsp Season 5.

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    I have been hearing rumors of a "planned" 1 million dollar buyin game this season. Anyone have any idea when they will start taping the new season? I think they taped the most recent season of HSP last April. Just wondering if anyone has heard anything as far as the next season goes.DN, i'm sure you know SOMETHING. :club:
    Ask the person that "was talking to loud" about the million buy in. He probabaly knows about when the next taping is.

    What Do You Do Before You Play Online?

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    Before I play online, I always do the same thing. I warm up a glass of milk, plop in some chocolate syrup and garnish it with a bit of whipped cream. It's not quite a hot chocolate, just a warm chocolate. Simply divine. It always seems to relax me and prepare me for a winning session. The first time I ever did this, I managed to book a very large win at $10/$20nl, and since then it's become sort of a force of habit.A few nights ago I was winding down my work day and I decided I wanted to play some poker. I went to my kitchen and opened the cupboard to find my favorite mug. It's the one with the puppy on the side that says "To the World's Best Poker Player." Below that it has a cute little pawprint and says "Love, Spot." It gives me the cuddlies every time I look at it. Squeee!I poured the milk into the mug and popped it into the microwave for 45 seconds. I usually put it on for 30 seconds, but I was in the mood for a hotter drink. When I took the mug out, the milk was bubbling just a little bit, as if to say, "You made me too hot!" I gingerly placed the mug down on the counter and opened the refrigerator to get the chocolate syrup. I unscrewed the cap and began pouring the syrup into the mug, when an unbelievable force came over me. The next thing I knew, my pants were around my ankles and I was vigorously thrusting into the milk-filled mug, chocolate syrup and milk spraying everywhere and covering the cabinets. I couldn't control myself. I felt like a wild animal with an urge to hump. I screamed like a banshee until I cracked the mug and tore into my skin, just before I fell onto the floor in a puddle of milk, sweat, blood, chocolate syrup and my own tears.
    FYP

    Im Hungry

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    I almost never order pizza hut so the other night I called them and asked if they had any specials. They told me you can get 3 medium pizza mia pizzas for 5 bucks each. I asked the guy what a pizza mia was and he told me"its like pizza, but its more affordable"2 things1. If it is like pizza, what is it actually?B. has pizza really become so expensive that now pizza hut has to offer something that is more affordable.I know that as a poker player and gambler and all together action junkie that I have no respect for the dollar but is pizza really expensive?

    Wine Thread

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    Kdawg I am going out to some Italian restuarant tomorrow night so I checked out their wine list. It is not that special and very small but therse are their choices for Cabs (which is what I usually drink) the only one on this list that I have had is Caymus which I like. Which of these would you suggest. There are no prices listed but I will not be paying and money is not an issue.B.V. Beaulieu Vineyard Coastal, California ***** Sterling 'Vintner's Collection', California ***** Robert Mondavi, Napa ***** Beringer, Knights Valley ***** Stag's Leap Wine Cellars ' Artemis' , Napa ***** Caymus Vineyards, Napa ***** J. Lohr Seven Oaks, Paso Robles ***** Merryvale Starmont, Napa ***** Provenance Vineyards, Rutherford ***** Chateau St. Jean, California ****

    So, I Haven't Played In A While....

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    Can I use my debit card (I have mastercard and visa) to deposit on to Full Tilt or does the new ban keep us from doing that? I tried searching, but it still blows and I can't find a thread on e-checks...
    wells fargo cards tend to work and I've heard Chase cards work too

    Wine Thread

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    Went out to Durants the other night (downtown PHX) and ordered a bottle of Far Niente the waiter as he is suppossed to upsaled me to a bottle a Flowers Chard. I had never tried it and decieded to give it a shot. Very good one of the better chards I had ever had. Just wanted to know what you knew about it KDawg.Also had a bottle of silver oak cab one of my favs

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