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I saw this the other day, I also loved the Jon Stewart clip from crossfire. Good stuff.
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I cannot fucking believe people still use this expression.GL and safe home shaver. I don't really know you.. well actually not alot of us really know you, but i know you a lot less than the rest of us do. Nonetheless, put in work over there and I'll think about you naked while you're away.Tats that come across the midsection like that are +EV for sure. -
only person who makes the best borscht is me lol
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Yep. As the longest tenured active member of this thread, I have been hating this place for a while now. People might come up with something interesting to say if it had the ability to fall off the page every once in a while. If not, then I say let it die.This thread needs unsticked, imo. -
Long Island, NYGood: Lots to do, 15 min or less from a beach at all times, good looking bitties, close to NYC, good mixture of urban/suburban culture, cool places to party, esp in the summerBad: Over-crowded, one of the most expensive places to live evar, guidos/north shore douchebaggery, the long island railroad system, stoopit traffic
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I see the arguement here, but in the same way that there are natural athletes who won't touch the stuff on priciple, there are talented actors who wouldn't use it to change their body because "they shouldn't have to", or "it shouldn't matter" what they look like because theyre good actors. Wouldn't an actor who gets a $20mil movie deal over a more talented but less attractive actor be taking just as much advantage as the baseball player who hits 50HR in a season and carries his team to the world series?Also- to Rose's point earlier. I feel as if women in this position have an arguement here as well, but it certainly isn't more justified than that of the men. In my opinion, their gripe is significantly less valid due to the fact that the standard being set for them doesn't require a high ratio of muscle mass to body fat. In fact, almost all men I know like curves on a woman, so you people really need to stop pretending that it's 1990 and heroin chic is still the latest craze, and men won't look at you unless we can see your ribs sticking out. I think it's become all too popular to blame models and actresses and the society they come from for the fact that 16 year old girls in high school are sticking their fingers down their throat. I get why that happens, and I'm not disagreeing that society and pop culture has a lot to do with it. I just think that the same women who cry about this fact all day will go out at night, get approached by a guy at a bar or on the dance floor, and dismiss him without a second thought, or in most cases, a conversation.Most girls I know go as far as to go out in groups, and if a guy comes up and starts dancing behind one of them, the other girls will decide whether or not he is attractive enough, and signal to the girl being danced upon to walk away. These girls, even though they're my friends, are not models themselves, and in most cases are the first to get on our backs for checking out girls or talking about which celebrities are hot.I think that if women are going to sit there and piss and moan about the unrealistic standards society sets for their appearance, they should take a real hard look at themselves and realize that they're just as, if not in many cases more, guilty of the same standards in guys. You want us to judge you by "what's inside"? Then you need to be ready to do the same for us, and since that probably won't happen on either front, you might as well stop bitching about it.It could be argued that athletes, to a much higher degree than actors, achieve their juice-powered success at the expense of others. -
Yeah, well... for women that's just part of the job.I didn't say I was against steriods in entertainment. I just think it's hypocritcal to judge one form of it more harshly than another.Realistically, for the vast majority of us, watching sports is pretty much the same entertainment that watching a movie is. People in circumstances we will never be in, performing better than we ever would. What difference does it make if they're juicing to hit a ball really far, or to look good fighting crime in a movie?since you asked about the actors steroid use what about the models and actresses use of botox, or facelifts, tummy tucks and multiple surgeries , all in the name of vein, so we can stare, eye, dream and fantasize lol -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d8R-kytaeAthis thread reminds me how much I love JLD
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Does anyone else find it strange that actors and entertainers aren't tested for steriods? I mean, A-Rod gets crucified for doing something a few years ago, and while he was breaking into the majors, but wolverine can pump himself full of steriods with no consequence?If steriods give an "unfair edge" in the world of sports, wouldn't you say they do the same in entertainment? Maybe not in the same way, but if you're auditioning for a movie that has anything to do with a beach, or sport, or anything that causes one to remove their shirt, the guy with the 6pack is going to get the role over the chubby dude 99.99% of the time, even if it means going with the lesser actor. No one sees that as strange or unfair?And before anyone is ridiculous enough to say it: Yes. Actors do steriods with shocking frequency. Or did you just think that once you make a successful movie your metabolism and work ethic increase with your salary?
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Excellent ChoiceSong: "Go back to sleep". Counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of a war drum and all that.
This is pretty much exactly what I would say.Except I'd probably pick 13 steps or uplift.Mouth for War from:
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wow.old school cameo.97spades is STILL > 76clubsIt amazes me every time I log on here (which is roughly once a year) how little everything has changed. Pretty crazy stuff.Hope all is well for everyone! -
j l o c k 5000 (2:45:26 AM): I would like to inform youj l o c k 5000 (2:45:36 AM): That I am officially an internet celebrityWastyMcWasted (1:46:30 AM): Really? In what capacity?Auto Response from j l o c k 5000 (2:45:53 AM): I am away from my computer right now. j l o c k 5000 (2:45:58 AM): go to wikipediaj l o c k 5000 (2:46:03 AM): and search "cardwarfare"WastyMcWasted (1:47:12 AM): Don't think I won't!j l o c k 5000 (2:46:41 AM): seriouslyj l o c k 5000 (2:46:43 AM): do itj l o c k 5000 (2:46:55 AM): it was brought to my attention todayj l o c k 5000 (2:47:01 AM): by someone who wishes to go unnamedj l o c k 5000 (2:47:12 AM): but is easily the greatest thing I have ever laid my slanty eyes uponWastyMcWasted (1:47:55 AM): There is a very good chance I'll end up editing that. WastyMcWasted (1:47:56 AM): Harshly. j l o c k 5000 (2:47:23 AM): bahahahaWastyMcWasted (1:48:42 AM): I think I might pull some strings and get it changed to:WastyMcWasted (1:49:28 AM): "Cardwarfare should be considered extremely- I repeat EXTREMLY- Asian. Also, he's probably just about the biggest faggot on the planet. His nickname is Fagotron3000." j l o c k 5000 (2:49:08 AM): bahahahahWastyMcWasted (1:50:23 AM): Did you sever ties with "The Hideout" aka "Lame and Lamer Posting Factory" lately or something?j l o c k 5000 (2:49:55 AM): hahaha indeed i didj l o c k 5000 (2:49:58 AM): h/o i'll link youj l o c k 5000 (2:50:01 AM): it's hilariousWastyMcWasted (1:50:46 AM): Ship it it over here. WastyMcWasted (1:50:59 AM): I don't read internets anymore at all; I'm too busy watching every single episode of lost. j l o c k 5000 (2:50:35 AM): http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...t&p=1839229j l o c k 5000 (2:50:42 AM): thats the sick thread post with a link to the hideoutj l o c k 5000 (2:50:59 AM): there's some good stuff in the sick thread responding to it if you feel like digging through itj l o c k 5000 (2:51:05 AM): but most of the hilarity is in the hideoutWastyMcWasted (1:51:54 AM): I probably will... because I'm lazy, and now watching season 3 of lost on the internetj l o c k 5000 (2:51:29 AM): lolWastyMcWasted (1:53:07 AM): IT's actually kinda terrible. It's in English, but has Japanese subtitles. Except there are these flashbacks with these two Korean people, and the subtitles are in English, but with JAPANESE subtitles right on top, making the english subtitles completely illegible. And making me furiousj l o c k 5000 (2:52:45 AM): bahahahahahj l o c k 5000 (2:52:47 AM): that's awesomej l o c k 5000 (2:52:55 AM): i could probably read both at the same timej l o c k 5000 (2:52:58 AM): in both languagesj l o c k 5000 (2:53:20 AM): and absorb it all through Chink-mosisWastyMcWasted (1:54:34 AM): I'd have you read the Japanese translation of the Korean, and repeat it in English. I'm sure the syntax would be butchered so ****ing awesomely. j l o c k 5000 (2:54:06 AM): lolWastyMcWasted (1:55:05 AM): "Oh, you tell what? Who goes now, haha!" j l o c k 5000 (2:55:07 AM): hhahahahaj l o c k 5000 (2:56:43 AM): i get a sick sense of satisfaction from knowing that me leaving the hideout was the biggest deal in there in a very long time, bringing more viewers/posters in there than they've had in months.j l o c k 5000 (2:56:59 AM): fear my power whities. i are all powerful chinkWastyMcWasted (1:58:38 AM): I'm reading your post while trying to phoenetically translate South Korean to English using a little pocket dictionary. WastyMcWasted (2:00:23 AM): Ricker: "It wasn't the sick thread with their smug, know it all, I'm smarter than you humor."WastyMcWasted (2:00:32 AM): Well, Ricker, that's because we're all so much smarter than you... j l o c k 5000 (2:59:55 AM): hahahaj l o c k 5000 (3:00:16 AM): my new target is onlyme34645j l o c k 5000 (3:00:24 AM): god help that boy if he steps outside of the hideoutj l o c k 5000 (3:00:31 AM): or, excuse me...j l o c k 5000 (3:00:41 AM): // THE HIDEOUT \\!!3@##%^$12562456@$%^WastyMcWasted (2:01:24 AM): What does he do? I'll attempt to pwnihilate him sometime soon if I ever spend anymore time there. WastyMcWasted (2:01:26 AM): Hahaha.j l o c k 5000 (3:00:56 AM): lol he does nothingj l o c k 5000 (3:00:58 AM): that's the whole pointj l o c k 5000 (3:01:03 AM): hes completely uselessj l o c k 5000 (3:01:29 AM): basically, imagine if showstopper wrote 6 or 7 sentences instead of one fragment, but still carried the same message of nothing at allWastyMcWasted (2:02:43 AM): I knew people like that in highschool. Lots of attitude, but absolutely NOTHING to back it up, apart from smarminess or something. j l o c k 5000 (3:02:13 AM): yeahj l o c k 5000 (3:02:28 AM): i'd also like to point out, that my last post ever in the hideout contain the SeriousBusinessCatWastyMcWasted (2:03:11 AM): Usually easy to humiliate, especially over the internet, because everything they say is archived for posterityj l o c k 5000 (3:02:34 AM): which ****ing rulesWastyMcWasted (2:04:31 AM): Some of us will still be here, hanging out and enjoying ourselves in OUR ways, NOT YOURS. If that means reading and laughing at Pckt's being a pimp and getting eye****ed by every girl (students included) at school, then so be it. Sorry if it's not what you're used to. As to the other oldtimers that all of a sudden popped out of nowhere, I am sorry things may be different since your last appearance. Like I said, things change. We'd love it if you stuck around and shot the **** with us, but understand if you're done with this place.New crew - this place is our home now, do whatever you want here. That's the spirit of this thread and always has been. Let's keep that goingWastyMcWasted (2:04:41 AM): I... hate that person. I hate him alot...j l o c k 5000 (3:04:08 AM): BAHAHAHAHAHWastyMcWasted (2:05:54 AM): Hideout = Middle School SickThread = Highschool Army = WeirdArts Collegej l o c k 5000 (3:05:23 AM): hahahaj l o c k 5000 (3:05:28 AM): pretty muchj l o c k 5000 (3:07:58 AM): i love the swarm of randoms that can barging in after the dramaj l o c k 5000 (3:08:07 AM): ricker, dirty dutch, adam, the info guysWastyMcWasted (2:08:52 AM): I'm still on yesterday, 305 AMWastyMcWasted (2:09:06 AM): Haha, PactInfo2.. awesomej l o c k 5000 (3:08:35 AM): and earlier today, ivpro, vatche (?? no idea why) and DDIDMWastyMcWasted (2:09:37 AM): you've lost the essence of // THE HIDEOUT \\ if you think this is a competition of some sort. I dont care how many readers there are. I don't care how many posts there are. I don't give a **** about any of that crap as long as the people who DO read and post are having fun. Isn't THAT what // THE HIDEOUT \\ is all about?WastyMcWasted (2:09:41 AM): I.... want to murder him. j l o c k 5000 (3:09:07 AM): hahahahahahahahaj l o c k 5000 (3:09:10 AM): i love the slashesWastyMcWasted (2:09:51 AM): He types it like that! j l o c k 5000 (3:09:18 AM): hey manWastyMcWasted (2:09:56 AM): Colloquially!WastyMcWasted (2:10:02 AM): That's so hilarious!WastyMcWasted (2:10:05 AM): I can't stop exclaiming!j l o c k 5000 (3:09:31 AM): dont **** with the // THE HIDEOUT \\]['P-j l o c k 5000 (3:09:40 AM): bahahahahahWastyMcWasted (2:11:10 AM): We should start a thread, except only you and I are allowed, and we only post either Jack Handey Deep Thoughts, or snippets of AIM conversations. Nothing else. j l o c k 5000 (3:11:24 AM): It might force the internet to implode with extremely high volumes of awesomosityWastyMcWasted (2:13:45 AM): "So let me get this straight: This thread is just CW posting a 30 minute AIM conversation, and then- not 3 minutes later- Wang posting the SAME conversation? Just doing that a few times a week, and occassionally stealing jokes from Jack Handey?" Well, yes. "You're both retarded." (raising first in air) We RULE!j l o c k 5000 (3:13:22 AM): BAHAHAHAHAHAHAj l o c k 5000 (3:14:11 AM): "Wait, why is that thread locked, but Wang and CW are still posting in it??"j l o c k 5000 (3:14:34 AM): Keith: "They said they didn't want anyone disturbing the flow. I don't really know what that means."j l o c k 5000 (3:14:39 AM): "...."WastyMcWasted (2:16:20 AM): It would be really, really funny if Keith did that for us. If we kept it going for like 2 weeks or something, and he just deleted every other post made in there. People would be so confused, and Keith would just be like "what are you talking about shut up lets talk about soccer and wine"j l o c k 5000 (3:16:10 AM): I think that could be pulled offWastyMcWasted (2:17:25 AM): Too much work. But it might be worth just taking this conversation in it's entirety, posting it, and then each choosing a few Jack Handey quotes to post. j l o c k 5000 (3:17:14 AM): sounds like a goddamned planWastyMcWasted (2:18:25 AM): Before we do that, I want to make fun of that ONlyme386 guy a little moreWastyMcWasted (2:18:34 AM): "good point. guys like me are always watching other guys play pool with their girls and start flirting with the girl. maybe that was my plan all along?"WastyMcWasted (2:18:50 AM): "Pool is good, i love pool. I used to be a shark, but not so much anymore. Playing at the bar with a girl you dont know very well is so good, you always have a reason for a break in convo (to shoot). always something to talk about (the game) if things get bad. and if **** hits the fan, you're already at the bar so you dont even have to go anywhere to get drunk and try to forget about her"j l o c k 5000 (3:18:17 AM): i made a really bad pun in there in one of my final posts that went unnoticedj l o c k 5000 (3:18:43 AM): i forget what i said exactly, but it was something like, "you want to save this place? Go right ahead, ONLYYOU can save the hideout from sucking."WastyMcWasted (2:19:21 AM): That guy is such a sack. "Guys like me..." You mean guys with active imaginations, and no social life?j l o c k 5000 (3:18:53 AM): bahhahahaWastyMcWasted (2:20:25 AM): I just love the idea of this guy picking up my date at a bar while I'm shooting pool. j l o c k 5000 (3:20:03 AM): LOLj l o c k 5000 (3:20:25 AM): Check that, I think I don't think the "onlyyou" line made the final cut of the postWastyMcWasted (2:21:51 AM): OnlyMe: "(whispering to my date)Wang: (loudly) "Hey! Hey buddy? I'll let you take her home if you can spell the word rendezvous. And she'll give you a blowjob on the table if you can use the word 'syntax'- in the proper context- in a sentence."WastyMcWasted (2:22:58 AM): It's a win-win. If he gets it right, and my date sucks him off- well, she's probably easy. And when he inevitably screws it up, everyone there will laugh at him, and he'll make up a story about it the next day and say he beat me up. j l o c k 5000 (3:23:14 AM): yeah, he seems to be good, and by good i mean bad, at twisting things around in an attempt to make his opposition sound stupidWastyMcWasted (2:24:59 AM): Yeah, he's the kind of guy I would absolutely love to get into an argument with. Just systematically dismantle him, and refuse to let him off. "No! I won't quit arguing until you tell me that I'm smarter than you, and that you were completely wrong. And it can't be insincere."j l o c k 5000 (3:25:19 AM): "I'm serious. Don't make me make you cry."WastyMcWasted (2:26:54 AM): Okay, start a thread. Call it ShimmeringWarfare or something retarded like that, and then just post this conversation, and then I'll post mine, and then I think I'll find that JackHandey joke about Flippy/Hambonej l o c k 5000 (3:26:59 AM): Ok, you need to call yours some sort of inverse of mine though. So if I use CardWang, you need to use ShimmeringWarfare, etcWastyMcWasted (2:27:51 AM): No no, we're posting them in the same thread.WastyMcWasted (2:28:04 AM): Just one after another. j l o c k 5000 (3:27:28 AM): oh, I thought we were going for pointless pollutionj l o c k 5000 (3:27:35 AM): ok that's good tooWastyMcWasted (2:28:17 AM): No, just one absurd thread. j l o c k 5000 (3:27:47 AM): Alright. Stand by.WastyMcWasted (2:28:39 AM): Faggotron3000 out/memories
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ok...i know this is probably just one of those things that i'm not looking at right and it's making it look strange.but ive looked at this for a while, several times, and can not figure out what that is beneath her boobs.finger and a flesh colored blob? a knee with a thumb sticking out of it? a baby's wee-wee?edit: is it her thumb and her knee with a shadow on it? this is weirdDam I was going to offer 2-1 odds that he would close the deal within a month.This is one of my fav threads about girl advice on another site worth the read.http://www.covers.com/postingforum/post01/...&sub=768211just so you know before he was banned this was his avatar, read the last post on page 1 than middle of page 2.
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i got a 10 pc bucket of that this afternoon for lunch. Delish.psssssssssst, CW, check it out homeslice:
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omg what is this called and please tell me theres one in ny. preferably close to where i work.i'm doing the low carb thing, and although fried chicken is ok (wings) fried and breaded things arent, there goes kfc and pretty much any other fast food place. are there really places that specialize in grilled chicken? really? my eyes have been opened....no they haventWent to the new grilled chicken place for lunch and when they asked how hot I wanted it I said extra hot. Big mistake. It feels like I got raped with a red hot metal rod wrapped in barb wire right now. -
It's weird, a good friend's brother is a cop around here, and 3 people I went to high school with are locked up doing 15+, 4 more on probation or some other sort of garbage. It's not like I live in the hood either. It's long island, not the Brooklyn projects.But this dude was the first to be a national story, and the first going in for murder. Crazy stuff.Yeah, I had a similar experience in high school. I played football for my senior year. And there was this guy on the team that was just a monster. He had no fear and just loved the game. He was a little crazy and loved to get in fights and it was a good thing to be on his good side. Well fast forward two years and I am watching the evening news and sure enough here is that guy getting arrested for some apparent drug/murder scheme. I think he ended up gettin 20 years.I know it is not the exact same ... but it is weird when you see someone you knew getting arrested and then convicted for a crime. -
.. but I knew him. I went to Albany for the first 3 semesters of college and that was where I originally got into poker. I played a ton, and most of times didn't go to classes because there was a game going, or I was too tired from a game that ran late, etc. I lived on a quad where a lot of us were very close, going to eat together, going out to bars, classes, and of course poker. I had a whole section of my buddy list and phone book dedicated to my poker contacts, and most nights we would grab dinner, and meet somewhere and play. If the game ended early we'd go out and hit the bars together.This kid Phil, who we jokingly called Phil Hellmuth for no other reason than his name and his sunglasses that he wore no matter what, was one of the first people I called to get a game going. I didn't hang out with him much other than poker, or our trips to the bar afterwards, and we didnt speak about much besides poker and general school stuff, but I saw this kid at least 3x a week for a year. Words can not describe how creepy it is seeing the footage of this kid on TV from security cameras and court sessions. Not to mention kids I knew and was friends with in Albany doing interviews about it on TV, talking about how normal he seemed.That's probably the only word I can find in my head to describe this kid. Normal. One of those people that if you met him once, you would never think twice about him. He was quiet, but he did talk and laugh and have a good time like everyone else. He was nice, but not to the point where it would stand out in your head. He was smart, but wasn't the type to turn down a night out. He played cards, but not real well or real bad. Just an overall "blah" kind of guy. I mean pure statistics say that eventually someone I knew at some point would do something like this or wind up in jail, but if I had to form a list of people I would predict would do something like that, he probably wouldn't be on it. Because I wouldn't think of him.Today is a very weird day, and I feel truly sorry for the hooker community, of which I am an avid supporter.
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i dont know how everyone didnt get it after the first two, but the KC pic was a nice hintI'll give one last hint. This is his favorite person in the world:
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little known fact: i like gay movies. not like, notebook gay, but i love teen movies of any kind. Example: I own Honey on DVD. Sure, i got it for like 3 bucks because Alba is at the top of her game in that movie, but still I bought it.I mean, I understand why you rented it. But you do realize that you are now in the category of homosexuals? Some of the most attractive women play in movies like this, but that's no reason to go out and rent it. You might as well just go shopping with girls now and help them try on bras and not get an erection while doing it.Edit: I know this post is probably a little bit hypocritical because my avatar is a picture of a shirtless Brad. -
This is all I read. Probably a bad idea to "sit on the fence" if you might have an infection and the doctors want you to do go the emergency room.I may have an infection my doctors want me to go to Er I am kind of sitting on the fence with this. -
Dude you need to post here more. Or at least your sig anyway.I'll have you know that I went out and rented Bring it on: all or nothing because of that sig and have watched it three times. Sha Booya. Sha Sha Sha Booya roll call.Hey AFD! Glad to see you posting again.
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This place is still dragging along? Good for you guys for not knowing when to stop