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I can't take it anymore. I sit here and I fake a smile and say I don't mind and that it's funny, but inside my blood is fucking lava. I don't know if this is some intricate joke account, or a real person, but if in either case, it makes me want to desecrate everything beautiful. I want to burn churches and punt infants. I want to find the nearest disabled person and bite off their ear. I want to walk into a nursing home and hit everyone I see with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. I don't even know why I'm saying this, because you're just going to quote it and say something obnoxiously po

Fuck you.

I think it also has something to do with the girl on the left's face being very very ugly aaaaAAAWWW??!?!!?

I am so hungover right now.I feel like a disease. Not like I have a disease, but I feel like the actual disease itself.I'm scheduled to play in a beer pong tournament tonight too- this is going to end very very badly.

Just when I thought I couldn't like you any less....

I have friends that have been to Montreal and said it was one of the best times they've ever had. All I saw was the inside of Casino Niagra for a couple hours, but it was decent.

Also- Hollywood if you have time I'd definately take a trip to the Bronx to see Yankee Stadium. Regardless of whether or not you're a baseball fan, it's a great place.If you don't give a fuck about the stadium, go to the bar across the street from the right field wall. It is hands down the coolest bar on the planet. Gigantic, multiple bars/beer carts all over the place, full sized bowling alley and food. Awe-fucking-some.

This isn't my observation, but rather a text I got from a girl I know who works in Manhattan."So, I looked out my window and there's a fucking plane in the [Hudson] River... How's your day going?"

It's pretty shallow. I go wading around there when it's warm out. You should try it sometime.I found out about this when I got a text from a chick I know that works in Manhattan."So, I just looked out my window and there's a fucking plane in the river. How's your day going?"At first I thought we got another terrorist attack and was about to go on a rant about why New York and can't they fucking hit some other city for a goddamned change, but then I read the story online and was relieved. Props to the pilot. Dat niggas nasty son.

Cab rides aren't exactly up there with the other 10, but I see where you're coming from for someone that's not from here.I'd say that pizza is an absolute must, as well as buying me beer. Anything else you can do with the time left over. Oh fucking please. Crime rates in NYC have dropped dramatically, and Manhattan is not a bad area AT ALL. You think people are just hanging around Times Square punching people in the face? Or that the Statue of Liberty is going to fucking stick her big blue-green hand in your purse and grab your wallet? I hate this stereotype that NY'ers are rude and will rando

I'm a trendsetter.I mean...

Trust me, it won't happen.I don't know if the novelty of this place just wore off, or if it really was that much better back in the day, but honestly for the past 2 years or so it really has sucked. People had their complaints when it first got off the ground, but no one cared bc the people here were enjoying the thread. Now it's become a collection of people who are (for the most part) annoying as hell outside the thread, and even the people here don't like it anymore. Sad.There have been attempts at starting "new" threads, but that just wound up being pretty much the same people posting in

Yeah, this place really has fallen off.I won't single anyone out, but a good amount of the posters here really contribute nothing other than posting stuff that people would call useless anywhere else in the forum. It kind of bothers me, which is why I've had my gripes with this place in the past and stopped posting for a while. Whatever, there's nothing anyone can do to stop it, other than lock this thread. To be honest, I wouldn't mind if it did get locked, as it would be like putting a suffering animal out of it's misery.

"We are here today to mourn Jeff ________ and gather to respect his last wishes, via his will. To his wife he leaves his car and his share of their material possessions.To his children he leaves equal shares of his bank accounts, with the exception of $500, which is deemed to be withheld to pay this guy over the internet named TraptSteve. He used to post on FCP forums back in 2008, and Mr. Jeff had a last longer, life bet with him....I don't know what FCP forums means, or who TraptSteve is. Is that one name? Is it his first and last name? How do we find this guy? What kind of fucking faggot ac

I can't remember the last time I flopped a pair+ flush draw or straight flush draw and made the hand.

Short answer - Yes, there has been plenty of drama around here. Lots more than just that.Long answer which will probably offend some, read at own risk- I actually never read that. That may have taken place during one of my extended absences from this place, but after reading I have to say it:

Just logged one of the worst LHE sessions I've ever played. -60BB in under an hour, a personal record.I did not win one pot larger than 3 or 4 BB. Every hand I either missed completely, or flopped top pair, or trips and would get ran out by a full house, straight or flush.Flush over flush twice, and set over set to top it off.walked away, calmed down and ate, and probably am going to play the $27.50 40k guarantee. Standard last longer offer is on the table for anyone interested.

27.5

Anyone playing tonight? I just signed up for the 40k Guarantee at 8pm if anyone's interested in doing a last longer bet let me know.

It actually occurred to me to make a smaller raise, but he was calling me down with absolutely nothing in so many spots I figured I'd try to make it look like a steal and maybe he'd fall for itFinally

Yeah, I was waiting for something to go wrong on that one

chip leader in the home stretch of a 180. 2 tables left...if i dont win this i'm going to murder everything that moves

This thread has taken a fatal turn for the worst.

In honor of nothing in particular, I've decided to bring back one of the first avatars I ever had on this site.Leah Remini in her prime- probably a collection of most of my favorite things in life, all in one picture. Replace the pool table with a poker table, and add some sort of guitar in the background and it's perfect