Hobbes

What is a yahoo pool lobby?

I laughed when I did it. b-u-t-t-e-r-f....delete....m-i-l-l-i....hahahaha. I'm such a dork. Pretty good looking there.

Caleb's bird picture has inspired me. I took this picture with my phone yesterday. I figure it should at least be worth thousands, right?

Would you be offended if I told you that I thought your avatar was Ashton Kutcher originally?

I just added these three movies to my netflix queue.

You are so good looking. Getting ugly now.

I'm not entirely sure I know what you are talking about.

I'm starting to depress myself. The job search is nowhere near completion, so it could still be a while before that time comes. Hopefully whatever job I get won't interfere with the more important task of being on here.

Search term used to find that post: musical.

The job I just applied for is a controller position, just below the CFO. Successful company, so I'd be looking at 6-figure salary, but is also a lot of responsibility and work. The great thing about public accounting is the down time in the summer and I wouldn't have that anymore. I'm sure I'll still find time, just won't be on all day like I have been lately. Unless I can't even get on the forum; would that be a bad question to ask in the interview?

Was this the one you were talking about? Whether it was or wasn't, still worth repeating.

You should all know that I am actively looking for another job (just sent in a resume today actually), so my future posting days are up in the air. I could go for a tasty spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy's.

I'm assuming there was supposed to be a question mark after this and therefore will answer it as such. Mrs. Hobbes calling someone weird implies that she thinks it's funny too, but does not want to admit it. It's like when we watch Family Guy; she's mostly rolling her eyes at it, but you can tell she really wants to laugh.

Goddamn it.

Damn that Harry Potter!

When Harry Met Sally?Crickets was my idea, but I didn't think anybody would do it considering the general disdain for joke accounts right now.

My mom teaches kindergarten; that's how I came across them. But I'm not afraid to admit that I own the Silly Songs compilation DVD. OK, I'm a little scared about admitting that.

I do this all the time. But I just get rid of the quote if I can't remember what I was going to say. I read an article in some Catholic newsletter about the Harry Potter series and it was going on and on about how evil it was because of magic and demons and whatever. But what really stood out was the article made a point to say that these books shouldn't be read by children because some of the kids actually made fun of a fat kid and even sometimes calling others "stupid." I mean, can you believe that? Kids teasing other kids. What is this world coming to? This quote was dangerously clos

I can't go searching for stuff when I'm trying to catch up because then I'll lose my place and I'll surely miss some good looking people. Hobbes: So we're all talking about dogs and then somebody puts up a link to this website that is nothing but pictures of dogs in bee costumes.Mrs. Hobbes: Ok.Hobbes: So then three of us all made the same joke about their tag line and how it's the best place for pictures of dogs in bee costumes.Mrs. Hobbes: Yeah.Hobbes: And we're all making bee dog jokes when later on Ron comes in and asks, "Does anyone know where I can a good, if not the best, place for

More box office speculation.Superman Returns

Yep, still funny.

That line must've been in the preview then because I haven't seen that movie. Haha. Well, it's not perfect, but the theme is good. I had a junior prom picture, which would've been 1993, where it looks like I'm cupping my date's boob. It got a lot of laughs, but not necessarily from the parents.

This could be the sick thread theme song:Narrator: "Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together make up the infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!" Larry, Pa, Mr. Lunt: "We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..." Larry: "We don't do anything!" Pa: "Well, I've never been Greenland and I've never been to Denver, and I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul, and I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa, and I've never been to Boston in the fall."

This is going to get used a lot, isn't it?

If I tell you where it's from, it might lose some of its funny. There is a children's cartoon called Veggie Tales. It's basically talking vegetables doing Bible stories. They are these 30 minute DVD's. In the middle of the cartoon there is an intermission called Silly Songs with Larry, where Larry the Cucumber sings a completely random song. I find them to be hilarious. The cheeseburger song was actually Love Songs with Mr. Lunt. The manatee song and that spanish song with the butter on a bald monkey were other silly songs with Larry.