Mercury69

PM = pre-menstrual

While I doubt she'll win, I do have to say that I'd definitely stick it in Kelly's pickler.

My money is on Paris. She's the real deal.

The Green Bay Pokers? They sucked last season, no?

Plenty of 100$ buy-in tourneys to eat up some time, as well as what the other guys said about the Limit tables. $400 a day is pretty decent, IMO, but I'm poor.

It is annoying. Equally annoying is people who tell me to "Be careful" as if I have the gambling problem they do. I tell them I'll be fine and offer them odds on whether or not I'll go broke.

How did he know what your cards were? Did you show them to him as you mucked? If so, you should take some of the responsibility for the dealer's faux pas on yourself. In any case, the dealer should keep his yapper shut. It's not his place to play "table captain".

Nano is Spanish for dwarf, I think. Does that mean you can get a dwarf love slave for your points? If so, that's better than a freeroll, even if you only have a nano to make you drinks and food. And stuff...

I am relieved beyond the scope of the written word.

What is VPIP? % of flops seen?

I( am kicking your bro in the nuts right now.

It is to laugh...

DELL FAQ thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thataway...

In a lovely twist of irony, Chip Reese eliminated Phil Hellmuth from the Bay 101 yesterday, in case you missed that nugget.

mk, just 'cause you have almost 2k posts doesn't mean you're right at any time. Jealous? No. But he comes across as a petulant little boy and, as I have no blog to post on, I thought I'd post my dislike of that persona here. Just a preference, not necessarily based on reality, just what I've read.

"I almost went juicy fruit on his ass..."AHAHAHAAAAAA....AHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa........Very funny.

When looking over yesterday's Bay 101 results, I couldn't help but notice that, for some reason, I really, really wanted to see those words on the screen..."David Williams Eliminated"Anyone with me?And, after reading in some thread that Chip Reese doesn't give a hoot about Phil Hellmuth, guess who eliminated Hellmuth yesterday lol?I like the bounty feature a lot.

"I got riverboated" - Me or"^&))&%ing ^&*)%& )&*^&%" - Me, upon suffering a bad beat"You've been Brunson'd" -Unattributable

KJo ftw

I wait until I'm the button and click auto-fold once I see my cards are shit. I'm usually back by the time the nexxt hand is dealt. Otherwise, i just go piss at break time wtf.

Howzzit dat I kin unnerstan wut writ on dis haeh payge?

^^^ Dat's a fact!

"One man's rags is another man's tuxedo." - Me

Doesn't matter how agro these guys are, chances are very good that they have at least one overcard to you. Head's up you have a much better shot. Against two guys, let them work each other and one can go home. Save your chps for TT or better in this situation, at very least.

To chat openly about it should be punishable.