Mercury69

I keep my Poker Genie zipped up. Later, after I make a wish, I give it a good rub and then I do some laundry...

My personal and inaccurate thoughts are that the name of the place sounds dodgy. "Aztec Riches"? Who are they fooling? The Aztecs had their riches stripped from them centuries ago by Cortez and his syphillitic gang of thieves and cutthroats. But that's just me...Ask around!

vnh!

vnh!

I concur

I didn't read this whole thread, but I'm sure the mockery abounds, however...I wanted to offer up this: I will knit DN a sweater MADE ENTIRELY OF MY NAVEL AND BUTT LINT...if I ever get around to saving that stuff in a jar or bag or something. I always forget and end up flicking it on the floor.WHADDYA THINK!?!?

Nicely done, sir!

Nah, you're not a twit, dude. Just trying to inject a frame of reference into things. I totally understand your disappointment.

God, that's disgusting. I'm guessing the OP sent it to Hollywood, but posted here because it's a PokerRoom skin.

Yes, but don't scare off the donks and fish.

$600 isn't a poke in the eye, sir. Play some more SnG's with the money you made and keep trying. Oh, and quit yer whining. $600 is a pretty big chunk of change to some.

I saw PMJackson auctioning off his sperm on eBay. Poker playing super babies?

Screw the youth movement. Compare it to a bowel movement. I'm over 40, just started playing seriously less than 6 months ago and I'm going to do just as well as some of these kids.OLD FOGIES FTW!

Is the "fighting cavities" part true?

^^^ R Kelly wannabe

He was clearly inviting you to jump in with one of your timeless rebuttals...

Yes, to both...

Teresa the Mod's Asian disguise?

10-4, rubber duckie

gl, guys

To sum up: Smelly druggie joins metrosexual Dutchman's table, loses his stack, his cool, his bowels, leaves...

That's unpossible.

I advise you to give me your bankroll.

Up the pooper with TEH KRABL4R!!!!!!

I wish I could play during the day. Anyone wanna help me haxor the firewall at work so I can use the Java applet?